Wednesday, November 1, 2017

Something to Bear in Mind...

Two men where hiking one day out in the forest.

Suddenly, they came across a bear.

One man took off his pack, pulled out a pair of running shoes, and started to put them on. The friend frantically cried out, “You can't outrun that bear.”

“I don't need to,” the other man calmly replied. I only need to outrun you.”

Upon hearing this plan, the man whipped a lead pipe out of his pack and cracked it against his buddy’s knees, then took off running.

Moral of the story: it’s okay to have a plan, but you don’t need to run your mouth about it before you enact it.

Secret weight loss moral of the story:  Don’t tell people that you’re on a diet; do it and let them take notice when the results kick in. Also, don’t mess with bears.



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