Monday, November 16, 2015

Wishful Shrinking

I wish…

I wish I liked celery.

I wish the countdown clock on the treadmill would move faster.

I wish cheese had never been invented.

I wish I knew then what I know now.

I wish I had a teenager’s metabolism.

I wish I could fall asleep more easily and sleep more soundly.

I wish my gym bag didn’t smell like the Black Death.

I wish my blog would update itself occasionally.

I wish I had started this commitment to healthy living earlier.

I wish…

“If there's a single lesson that life teaches us,

it's that wishing doesn't make it so.” 
- Lev Grossman, The Magicians


  1. This wins sheerly for the Lev Grossman reference :)

  2. I don't know what Black Death smells of but I'll take your word for it that it's stinky stuff.

  3. I resemble a lot of this! I wish my blog would take care of itself for sure!!! I wish I got the benefits of cardio without having to do it! :)



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