Best Weight Loss iPhone Apps

• App that screams at you in Spanish if you try to order cheese dip



• App that squirts you in the face with pepper spray if you go three 
days without blogging

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App that automatically calculates how many calories are in those 100-
calorie packs 



• App that provides impressive fake heart rate number so other people at the 
gym will be impressed



• App that features 100, 000 recipes that taste horrible

• App that emits deafening siren when it senses you’re trying to order at a drive-thru window

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App that gives you marathon-running advice, such as "whatever you do, for God’s sake,
 don't run in a marathon!”

• App where you tape a popsicle stick to the back of your iPhone and it helps you pretend it’s a fudgesicle

• App that calculates how many sit-ups you could have done if that TV show you really wanted to watch hadn’t been on

• App that wirelessly hooks up to your scale, transfers your weight to 
your computer then automatically transfers the number to your computer’s trash can

• App that exercises for you



• App that turns your iPhone into a ThighMaster



• App that calculates calories burnt tweeting

• App that makes you forget what pie tastes like



THE DAILY SCALEY

Thought changing to black-and-white would 

create big loss... it's like color hardly weighs a thing!