Once I was seven pounds up,
My momma told me
Damn, Jack, those pants used to be a lil’ baggy.
Once I was seven pounds up…
Once I was seven pounds up…
I was a big, big boy,
And I was gettin’ bigger.
Pushing shirt seams to their limits, middle gettin’ thicker.
By eleven eating chips and dip right before dinner.
Never stopped so I found myself with a much fuller figure.
Once I was 80 pounds up, my daddy told me,
Get yo ass a lil’ less wide or you’ll be lonely.
Once I was 80 pounds up.
I finally decided that being a fatty didn’t thrill me .
So I started eatin’ better, I started gettin’ stronger
Pushing shirt seams to their limits, middle gettin’ thicker.
By eleven eating chips and dip right before dinner.
Never stopped so I found myself with a much fuller figure.
Once I was 80 pounds up, my daddy told me,
Get yo ass a lil’ less wide or you’ll be lonely.
Once I was 80 pounds up.
I finally decided that being a fatty didn’t thrill me .
So I started eatin’ better, I started gettin’ stronger
If you see me eating a bag of chips, just go ahead and kill me.
Cause I feel better when I’m eatin’ right, not eatin’ wronger.
Soon I was 20 pounds down, my story not no depressin’
Before I would start to cry when I was dressin’.
But then I was 20 pound down
I only see my goals, I don't believe in failure
Cause I know that doin’ it now is better than doin’ it later.Cause I feel better when I’m eatin’ right, not eatin’ wronger.
Soon I was 20 pounds down, my story not no depressin’
Before I would start to cry when I was dressin’.
But then I was 20 pound down
I only see my goals, I don't believe in failure
I got this blog with me, y’know it’s been a real life-saver.
So glad my waistline’s not as big as the equator.
Once I was 20 pounds down, my story got fun
I was dieting, not eating everything I saw before me
Once I was 20 pounds down
Soon we'll be 30 years old, our songs have been sold
We've traveled around the world and we're still roaming
Soon I’ll be 30 pounds down…
"By eleven eating chips and dip right before dinner"... ROFL. Golden.
ReplyDeleteHope you truly ARE almost 30 pounds down, Jack! I am cheering for you!