If you're interested in me endorsing your product, service or company, please refer to this handy price sheet...
10-second audio clip of me burping your product’s name: $5
Me mentioning your product or service in a tweet: One half
penny
Video of me romantically slow-dancing with your product: $75
Product haiku: $10 per syllable
Me loving your product forever and ever: $50
A photo of me pretending to take a whiz on your competitor’s
logo: $25
Video testimonial of me yodeling a special yodel dedicated
to you and you alone: $150
Me getting your brand’s logo tattooed on my buttocks: $500
Me doing a 15-min podcast talking about your product or
service: $250, plus you showing me how to make a podcast
Me wearing a tuxedo, top hat and monocle, then going to the
mall and mentioning your product with an English accent: $200 plus tuxedo and
monocle rental
Me reviewing your product on a blog post: $100
Me reviewing your product and giving it ONE MILLION
STARS: Listen, I don’t sell my integrity
like that (I’m kidding… I give every product ONE MILLION STARS)
Me never ever mentioning your brand on my blog, FB or
twitter feed: $10,000
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