• Sprinkle freshly-grated lemon rind over hot popcorn instead
of melted butter, parmesan cheese, rotel dip, garlic salt and caramel sauce.
• Want to bike to work without getting all sweaty? Try going
really, really, really, really slow.
• Eat twice as often, eat half as much and chew twice as long.
Or eat half as often, twice as much and… oh, forget it; YOU NEVER LISTEN TO A
WORD I BLOG.
• Studies show that petting a dog elevates your mood enough so
that it’s possible to put up with your house smelling “doggy”.
• You can get kids interested in going to the farmer’s market
by promising to let them ride the ferris wheel all they want. When they see
there’s no rides, just say “Hmmmmm, that’s odd.”
• You can freeze your own fruits and vegetables by putting
them in the freezer, dumbass.
• Almond milk is a healthy alternative to dairy, but just buy
it in the store; don’t go trying to milk your own almonds. It’s just not worth
it.
• The past has passed! When it comes to health, stop worrying
about what you did last week, or yesterday or when you first started reading
this tweet.
• I have three rules: #1 Never quit. #2 Always remember rule #
1. #3 Don’t make any more rules than absolutely necessary.
Almond milk is dellcious, I prefer it to be honest :)
ReplyDeleteI love the frozen veg and fruit point. Are people really that thick that they do not understand this concept ha ha.
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