I was in Portland this week for Fitbloggin' 13 (dammit, I really need to learn how to use a calendar!), and was delighted by all the tasty treats from all over the globe sold at the various food carts in the area. If you're ever in P-town, use this handy guide to sample the best the street has to offer.
What's good:
Fish and Chips
Fish and Chips
What to avoid:
Haggis Fudge Sundae
Haggis Fudge Sundae
What's good:
Hummus and Pita
Hummus and Pita
What to avoid:
Falafelollipop
Falafelollipop
What's good:
Grilled cheese sandwich
Grilled cheese sandwich
What to avoid:
Bread-free grilled cheese sandwich
Bread-free grilled cheese sandwich
What's good:
Bánh canh
Bánh canh
What to avoid:
Bánh canh'nt
Bánh canh'nt
What's good:
Cabbage/sauerkraut soup
What to avoid:
Poison mushroom salad
Poison mushroom salad
What's good:
Cuban sandwich
Cuban sandwich
What to avoid:
Cigar stew
Cigar stew
What's good:
Bratwurst
Bratwurst
What to avoid:
Catwurst
Catwurst
What's good:
Roasted whole pig
Roasted whole pig
What to avoid:
Handful of mushed poi
Handful of mushed poi
What's good:
Greek salad
Greek salad
What to avoid:
Lamb nuggets
Lamb nuggets
What's good:
Kimchi (Fermented Cabbage)
What to avoid:
Kimchihuahua (Fermented Puppy)
Kimchihuahua (Fermented Puppy)
What's good:
Arroz con Gandules (rice with pigeon peas)
What to avoid:
Arroz con Gandoles (rice with pigeon)
Arroz con Gandules (rice with pigeon peas)
What to avoid:
Arroz con Gandoles (rice with pigeon)
What's good:
Tandoori chicken
What to avoid:
Curried lemonade
Curried lemonade
What's good:
You can't pronounce it.
What to avoid:
Anything still moving.
What's good:
Goulash
Goulash
What to avoid:
Chernobyl Pot Pie
Chernobyl Pot Pie
What's good:
Prawn baguette
What to avoid:
Holding up the line by asking what everything on the menu is
What's good:
أنا أحب القراءة كثي
أنا أحب القراءة كثي
What to avoid:
Personally, I prefer the كشرى.
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ReplyDelete"Kimchihuahua" - Oh Mercy - I just spit coffee all over the keyboard! Nothing beats laughter for starting the work day!
ReplyDeleteYou are HILARIOUS!!! Love what to avoid!
ReplyDeleteha ha another funny as **** post.
ReplyDeleteHaha love the 'what to avoid' stuff...curried lemonade, really???
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