• Heart-shaped box of salad
• A no-piece swimsuit
• Chocolate-covered fish oil capsules
• Side-by-side sit-ups while listening to Ravel’s Balero
• Really raw pumpkin seeds
• Jeweled heart-rate monitor
• Cute stuffed teddy bear that, when you pull string in the back, shrieks at you with Jillian’s voice to do push-ups
• Dinner and a movie and a half-marathon
• Strip tease while doing elliptical
Heart shaped carrots? The most disgusting vegetable known to man warped into the cutest shape. What kind of a monster are you? Although when I was a kid this would have made an epic food fight. Flying hearts. Mom I'm just sharing my love!
ReplyDeleteMmmmm. Chocolate covered fish oil sounds gooooood...
ReplyDeleteI have a gun and would SHOOT that teddy bear!
ReplyDeleteI would have to test the limits of the current gun control laws on that teddy bear
ReplyDeleteThat elliptical thing sounds like a good idea...to me.
ReplyDeleteThat last one sounds dangerous! ;)
ReplyDeleteJewel covered HRM sounds amazing. Sign me up.
ReplyDeleteYou're hysterical! Still trying to figure out how to not fall flat on my face doing a striptease on an elliptical!
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