The second rule of Diet Club is -- you ALWAYS talk about Diet Club
The third rule of Diet Club is – when someone cheats or overeats, the diet is not over.
Fourth rule is -- only one person to a diet.
Fifth rule -- one diet at a time.
Sixth rule -- no shakes, no sodas.
Seventh rule -- diets go on as long as they have to.
And the eighth and final rule -- if this is your first time at Diet Club, you have to diet.
Insert crazy-psycho laugh here. ;)
ReplyDeleteNever realized before how much you look like Brad Pitt.
ReplyDeletelol Can I join?
ReplyDeleteI don't think of it as a diet---I think of it as adopting a healthy life style.
ReplyDeleteLove it- you have successful combined my much loved film "Fight Club" with a desire to lose weight into a thoughtful and funny parody. Two thumbs up, sir!
ReplyDeleteWhere do I sign up???
ReplyDeleteno diet coke?!
ReplyDeleteIm tapping out.
Rule 6? Does that include protein shakes?
ReplyDeleteReal rule - don't "diet" - make it your life! :-)
ReplyDeleteHow you use to lose weight any shortcut?
ReplyDeleteAmen Jody! :)
ReplyDeleteI am Clyde's bmi reduction.
ReplyDeleteThat's friggin' awesome!
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