Things you might need on your Italian vacation:
• Toothbrush & toothpaste (3 oz.) and dental floss
• Deodorant (3 oz.)
• Shampoo & conditioner (3 oz)
• Nail care supplies
• Shaving supplies
• Makeup remover
• Brush/comb
• Sunscreen (3oz)
• Moisurizer (3 oz)
• Lip balm
• Pleasure reading
• Snacks
• Earplugs
• Sleeping Mask
• Travel pillow
• Motion-sickness remedy
• Passport/visa
• Driver's license
• Itinerary
• Maps & directions
• Travel confirmation
• Guidebook
• Cellphone & charger
• Camera & charger
• Converters & adapters
• Language guide
• Copies of travel docs, credit cards and passport
• Energency contact info
• Medical insurance card
• List of medications
• Travel insurance
• Umbrella
• Luggage tags
• Backpack/daybag
• Purses
• Collapsible tote
• Money belt
• Music player & headphones
• Kindle/iPad
Things you probably won’t need on your Italian vacation:
• Ventriliquist dummy
• Gallon of Jelly Bellies
• Salad Spinner
• Magic kit
• Hula Hoop
• Protractor
• George Foreman grill
• Gorilla suit
• Hedge clippers
• Complete set of encyclopedias
• Chia pet
• Fondue set
• Fundamentals of Pre-Algebra textbook
• Potting soil
• 3-D glasses
• Pickle picker
• Ouiji board
• Bicycle pump
• Oven mitt
• Welcome mat
• Bowling trophies
• Anything from Hammacher Sclemmer catalog
• Civil War chess set
• Box of old electronics wires
• Ice skates
• Carton of out-of-date buttermilk
• Windows 95 user manual
You forgot a couple of things for the "won't need" list:
ReplyDelete• can of Chef Boyardee Beefaroni
• sandwich bread (Bologna is a city, not a tasty sandwich meat)
Grats on the vacation planning! How exciting!
You also might decide not to take
ReplyDeleteA full-length portrait of your sainted Aunt
Tilly
A book on "Russian For Dummies"
curious...how many of the "won't need" did you take ;-)
ReplyDeleteAnother few no-need-to-pack items:
ReplyDelete"The Little Goose Girl" Hummel
76 trombones
Sardines
A monogrammed towel with the letter M
National Geographic Video of the blue-footed booby
A belt sander
Lorena Bobbitt's commemorative "Love Hurts" t-shirt
Jousting equipment
Bunsen burner
The mounting brackets to a Minnkota trolling motor
and...
A chipmunk
all Id need would be my wife.
ReplyDeleteyour wife.
if I were you I mean.
Im not bringing your wife.
nothing against your wife I mean...
never mind.
:)
I need a wife.
ReplyDeleteHe actually brought all this and more. But then lost it.