From THE KING COLLECTED COLLECTION, a parody of the first chapter of (nearly) every Stephen King novel that I'm currently wrapping up.
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Thursday, February 23, 2023
Stella Virgin
From THE KING COLLECTED COLLECTION, a parody of the first chapter of (nearly) every Stephen King novel that I'm currently wrapping up.
Tuesday, February 21, 2023
Solid Gold
It's a parody of the first chapter of (nearly) every Stephen King novel.
Tuesday, February 7, 2023
Nom Nom Nom
Cannibal wasn’t his real name, of course. Everyone just called him that because… come to think of it, Wayne wasn’t sure why everyone called him Cannibal. Before he could think to ask him, the shop proprietor had gone back inside.
“Say, Cannibal. I’m just curious… why do people...”
“I was just enjoying a little lunch,” said Cannibal, gnawing on a bone. “Want a rib?”
“Ummmm,” stammered Wayne. “Beef or pork?”
“Say, Wayne,” said Cannibal, quickly changing the subject. “I was sorry to hear about what happened with your wife. I’d love to have you over for dinner sometime if you’re up for it.”
“Have me for dinner?”
“Sure,” smiled Cannibal, licking his lips. “We’ll grill out on the big pit out back. You’ll be delicious.”
“Excuse me?”
“I said it’ll be delicious.”
From the project I'm currently working on, THE KING COLLECTED COLLECTION, a parody of the first chapter of (nearly) every Stephen King novel.
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Sexy snippet of the day
From THE KING COLLECTED COLLECTION, a parody of the first chapter of (nearly) every Stephen King novel, that I'm currently working on.
Thursday, January 12, 2023
That Girl
From the project I'm currently trying to get published called THE COLLEEN COLLECTED COLLECTION, a parody of the first chapter of every single Colleen Hoover novel...