Even More Fitness Center Pick-Up Lines

• “The TSA stopped me at Security yesterday (flexing)....for trying to bring my guns on the plane.”

• “Yes, this is a unitard. Oh, I’m sorry… I thought you asked ‘Are you unitarded?’”

• “Hi, I’d like to introduce you to Mr. Bulging Bicep… oh yeah… he’s got a twin brother, too. His name’s Arnie.”

• “If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you share with me the training regimen you used to attain it?”

• “If you were a president, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.”

• “I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away… plus, I just did an hour on the elliptical and I’m feeling a little woozy.”

• “Have you ever done it on a rowing machine?”

• Insert your own kettlebell/snatch line here.

• “How much does a polar bear weigh? Roughly 300 to 660 pounds, according to my research on the internet. Hi, my name is ____________.”

• “Do you believe in love at first squat?”

• “Wanna share a sweat towel?”

• “Dammit, somebody put powdered Viagra in my water bottle!”

• “Hi, do you curl here often?”

• “I know an activity that’s fun and burns 350 calories an hour…”

• “I’d like to present you a coupon for one post-workout hug.”

• “Do you have a Band-aid? Cause, baby, I'm cut!”

• 
“Do these leg-warmers look too ‘Eighties’?”

• “Can I flirt with you while you do your ab crunches?”


• “Don’t go to the zoo today… (flexing) because the pythons are out.”

• “Let's do lunge.”