Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Look Who's Knocking...

Kn*ck Kn*ck
Who's there?
Ice cream soda 

Ice cream soda who? 

I SCREAM SODA PEOPLE CAN HEAR ME TALKING ABOUT LOSING WEIGHT!

Kn*ck Kn*ck

Who's there?

Athena
Athena who?

Athena girl that lossth thixty pounths.

Kn*ck Kn*ck
Who's there?

Norma Lee
Norma Lee who?

Normally, my blog is much more entertaining than this.

Kn*ck Kn*ck

Who's there?

Argo
Argo who?
Argo down to the gym and get me a good workout in.

Kn*ck Kn*ck

Who's there?

Augusta
Augusta who?
Augusta go hit the showers after my workout.

Kn*ck, Kn*ck.

Who's there?

Wanda Smellmop
Wanda Smellmop who?
No, thanks, that’s not why they call me Jack Sh*t…



Kn*ck Kn*ck
Who's there?

Asia
Asia who?

Asia gonna stick to your eating plan today?

Kn*ck Kn*ck

Who's there?

Ammonia
Ammonia who?

Ammonia about sticking to your diet!

Kn*ck Kn*ck

Who's there?

Alpaca
Alpaca who?

Alpaca my gym bag and meet you there.

Kn*ck Kn*ck
Who's there?

Anthem
Anthem who?

Anthem devil that Jack Sh*t is, isn’t he?

Kn*ck Kn*ck

Who's there?

Almond
Almond who?
Almond the side of everyone who’s trying to get fit.

Kn*ck Kn*ck!

Who's there?
Madame
Madame who?

Madame abs are sore from all these sit-ups!

Kn*ck Kn*ck

Who's there?
Alma
Alma who?

Alma-ny Kn*ck Kn*ck jokes does Jack Sh*t know anyway?

Kn*ck Kn*ck

Who's there?

Althea
Althea who?
Althea later, I’m going for a run.

Kn*ck Kn*ck

Who's there?
Budweiser

Budweiser who?

Budweiser weigh-in so sucky if she ate right and exercised all week?

Kn*ck Kn*ck

Who's there?

Armageddon
Armageddon who?

Armageddon tired of these pants being too tight!

Kn*ck Kn*ck

Who's there?

Amsterdam
Amsterdam who?

Amsterdam tired of all these Kn*ck Kn*ck jokes I could sh*t!



8 comments:

  1. Pretty clever stuff, Jack!

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  2. hehe I hope you got some work done yesterday, but these are good! :)

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  3. Dear Jack Sh*t,

    It is OBVIOUS you have too much time on your hands. I sincerely appreciate you using all that extra time to come up with awesome Knock! Knock! jokes that make me giggle over my mid-morning cup of coffee. That Wanda Smellmop one was both completely tasteless, and mondo funny...all at the same time.

    Well done, my friend. Well done.

    ~ katieRUNSthis

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  4. That Anne Frank thing is not funny. I'm gonna report you to someone. (I also just read a Holocaust book so...)

    Do you do actual work, or just think of words that fit in knock knock jokes?

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  5. Jack.... oh Jack!

    I think you should write a book!

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  6. Yeah. Ann Frank. The opposite of any kind of funny.

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  7. Ha ha ha!!! Excellent round of knocks!

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  8. perfect timing :)
    the 5 yo just discovered these jokes and me?
    I ADORE THE LAST ONE as a result...

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