Thursday, August 4, 2011

Confush*t Say…

…person who eat too much butter doesn’t leave much margarine for error with weigh-in.

…person who just doesn’t like to drink water shouldn’t try to faucet.

…person who decide to become vegetarian may find it a missed steak.

…person on no-carb diet can develop a loathe of bread.

…person who eat too much Chinese food today have bad weigh-in tamari.

…person who eats a lot of donuts dozen have to worry about losing too much weight.

…person who can’t give up carbs find much a-dough about muffin.

…person whose diet doesn’t include vegetables leaves mushroom for improvement.

…person who cooks for herself has skillet takes to eat more healthy.

…person who eat too much bread is a gluten for punishment.

…person who write weight-loss blog is starving for attention.

Confush*t believes that you and you alone are the one who controls your own density. After all, nothing dentured, nothing gained.

Confush*t's motto:
Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff
or stuff the cheesy puffs.


  1. i would like to live in your hilarious brain for just a little while. it's an utterly thrilling and terrifying thought.

  2. Miz 5, 2011 at 4:27 AM

    ...people with 5 year olds who wont sleep are slothlike.

  3. love it, love it, love it :)



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