Thursday, January 13, 2011

Sh*tty Sh*tty Pop Chip (with Givewaway!)


Sh*tJactacus:
Don’t put your lips on some greasy-ass chips,
Don’t eat those Ruffles or Cheetos.
If you seek a better snack, listen to your buddy Jack,
And put aside the Pringles and Fritos.
A mouth full of crunch.
Something excellent to munch.
Enjoy it with your lunch!


Pop Chips!

Pop Chips!
The chips that aren’t fried, best you ever tried.

Pop Chips!

Pop Chips!
The eatable, tweetable chips!



Truly Scrumptious:
Pop Chips!

Pop Chips!
Their fantastic chips, see, all tasty and crispy!
Pop Chips!

Pop Chips!
No longer need chips be crap!



Sh*tJactacus:

 Don't waste your salaries on chips fulla calories

.

Truly: 

So be smart and try to always copy us!
If you seek perfection in your snack selection,



Sh*tJactacus: 

Well, choose the chips that are the poppiest!




Truly:
That mouth full of sassiness.

Sh*tJactacus:
The chip that brings happiness.



Both:
That low-fat foodstuff supreme!

Pop Chips!

Pop Chips!
A nice crispy crackle, ingredients all-natural.
Pop Chips!

Pop Chips!
I think I’ll eat a whole sackful.



Mr. Scrumptious: 

No--take them away!



Truly: 
Father, please!

Mr. Scrumptious: 
Crunch! Hmm-Hmm. Crunch!

Sh*tJactacus:
He likes it!



Cast: 
Hooray!



Sh*tJactacus: 

They’ll ease your starvation

.

Truly: 

Without fat saturation.



Kids:
They’re the best kind of chips you can munch

.

Sh*tJactacus:
Eat ‘em Sundays through Saturdays.



Truly:
They have way less calories!



Kids:
And flavors? Well, they sure have a bunch!



Sh*tJactacus and Truly:
There’s no chips that are similar

.

Women: 
We love Salt and Vinegar!



Kids and factory workers:
It’s time to give them a crunch!

(Dance break)



All:
Pop Chips!
Pop Chips!

Pop Chips!
Pop Chips!



Sh*tJactacus:

That savory snack

!

Truly:
Just listen to Jack

!

All:
And put them into your lunch sack!


Pop Chips!
Pop Chips!
They’re awesome and then some, just comment to win some!
Pop Chips!

Pop Chips!

The treat that's so tweetable (@popchips) 
deliciously eatable,
with that unbeatable crunch!

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34 comments:

  1. What exactly are Pop Chips? Another blog mentioned them but I couldn't find them.

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  2. :) Your creativity (and craziness...) knows no bounds!!

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  3. Love me some Pop Chips and Love me some Jack Sh&t!

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  4. I love Popchips! My costco stopped carrying it. :-(

    Would love to win some.

    Sara

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  5. I haven't tried them yet but I love Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, so I guess I would like them. My favorite line of your post is the (dance break). My second favorite is "Don't waste your salaries on chips fulla calories." 



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  6. pop chips aren't available in canada....therefore i would love me some to try..

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  7. tee hee you are so talented and crazy! love it..i would love to try these :)

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  8. Popchips are my very favorite! I would looovvveeee to win some! =)

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  9. That was hilarious! I have never had pop chips but always wanted to try them. Our local store doesn't have them. I would love to win!

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  10. I have to be honest and say i've never tried them :) But from what i hear i'm missing out on something delicious!

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  11. My boyfriend treats Pop Chips as a food group. We love them!

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  12. I need my starvation
    fixed with no saturation
    So send them this way
    and I'll say HURRAY!

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  13. Love me some pop chips, best alternative for CHIP LOVERS!!!!

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  14. Never tried them, or even heard of them. Very interesting!

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  15. What is a pop chips, and how many calories does it have that makes it safe to eat? Gracie

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  16. I have been wanting to try these but haven't seen them around here :(

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  17. PopChips are the best 120 calories of my day!! My grocery store had then 10 for $10 (which is amazing because they're usually $3 bag)... my cart looked like a scene from Hoarders.

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  18. I love me some PopChips!! Oh and love the Parody! :)

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  19. Hilarious, as usual. Also loved your post about how to put on the pounds the other day! I like Pop Chips, especially the BBQ ones! They have a nice little kick to them!

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  20. LOL! Too funny. The only thing better than Popchips are FREE Popchips. I would love to win some. :)

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  21. I want to try these! Every time I see them in the store, I only see the "original" variety, and I'm not a big fan of plain potato chips as it is. Give me some flavor! I hear the cheddar variety is good...

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  22. Pop Chips rock my happy little world. :D

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  23. So I take it you like Pop Chips Jack? Me too.

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  24. I always read about Pop Chips on other blogs. I would love to try them.

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  25. I am entering this contest because I have no idea what I win!

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  26. yeppers they are amazing!!! :)

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  27. I want those popchips in my bellay!

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  28. Popchips are fantastic & if you can't find them locally you can order them by the case online. Do you really need a case of popchips? Yes - yes you do!

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  29. Sh*tty Sh*tty Pop Chips...I totally cant get this out of my head now!

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