If you’re new to these parts, Jack Sh*t, Gettin’ Fit is a portal where you’ll find fantastic healthy recipes, trainer-approved workout plans and inspirational messages to help you on your healthy living journey.
Nah, I’m just yanking your chain… it’s more likely you’ll find kooky lists, dumb weight-loss song parodies and me dancing and prancing and doing anything and everything I can to help lighten the mood while we’re all lightening, rightening and tightening ourselves.
If you’re not happy with who’s staring back at you in the mirror or what number your miserable b*tch of a scale is flashing up a you, believe me when I say that I know where you’re coming from.
But also trust me when I say that it’s not a lost cause, that you can actually make lasting, positive change in your lifestyle and your life.
And believe me when I say this: if you think losing weight is impossible, well… you don’t know Jack Sh*t.
I’ve lost 75 or so pounds over the past year and a half, and I still consider myself a work in progress. I’m proud of what I’ve managed to accomplish, but I have miles to go before I sleep…
When I’m not acting a fool up in here, I’ll be sharing tales from my own personal weight-loss and healthy living safari. And with my “Bodfather” series, I’ll be chronicling the tales of others who are losing like crazy. I even hope to share some more W.I.D.T.H. (“Why I Do This Here”) posts with you, as readers send in their photos sharing why they’re on this health-and-wellness kick.
If you’re here today, chances are you want to better your life and better yourself. I may not be the one who can provide the tools to help you make that happen, but I can tell you that I’ll be there every step of the way with you. What you’re going through, I’m going through.
Me and you. Let’s do this thang!
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I'm workin it with ya, my brutha :)
ReplyDeleteNice post buddy. I'm diggin' it this AM.
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year, Jack!
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year! I'll be here checkin' in with you and getting my daily dose of giggles and inspiration!
ReplyDeleteWooot! Yes, lets. Well, until your defenses catch on to my new laptop ;) PS I kinda want that doormat.
ReplyDeleteMy doormat says "LEAVE". I am the welcoming type. Have a great one Jack.
ReplyDeleteCheers,
Missa
LosingEthel
You know we all love when you act a fool up in here! Its the best!! I love how you said, "What you're going through, Im going through"!
ReplyDeleteI'm starting tomorrow. Really, honestly, I am!
ReplyDeleteHappy 2011,
Melissa
I love it!! I didn't like the photo taken of me on New Years day, so instead of hitting the delete button it is now the source of my motivation and commitment.
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year Jack!
ReplyDeleteNice post Jack. I'll be here reading your posts and getting fit! No Sh*t about that!
ReplyDeleteI so love you already. I just found your blog a few days ago, but I already know that reading it puts a smile on my face and makes me feel hope. Maybe I take myself a smidge too seriously? Either way, thanks for being here and I hope to be able to share a major weight loss story with you soon!
ReplyDeleteGood luck, everyone.
Wow, a very inspiring post. Could it be that the sentiment of New Years as a New Beginning has affected Jack? :D
ReplyDelete"Lightening, rightening, and tightening." Hee!
ReplyDeleteHey, how did you know I want to change my life?? Mind reader...
ReplyDeleteLove that door mat.
ReplyDeleteSince I'm not one any more.
Saddle up! It's going to be a great year!
ReplyDeleteHappy 2011 Jack! I am fairly happy with what I see in the mirror BUT I still & always will see myself as a work in progress. Things change, life changes, hormones change... a work in progress always to do better!
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year Jack :)
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year Jack I am looking forward to your daily antics all year long!
ReplyDeleteGreat post! I too am a work in progress, every day is a new temptation and new challenge.
ReplyDeletelet the fun begin again!! happy new year Jack!
ReplyDeleteSo-o-o-o-o funny Jack Sh*t! I love your profile Beverly Hills parody. With an attitude and positive outlook such as your, you are bound to succeed at whatever it is you put your sh*ttin' mind to!
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