Sh*tJactacus:
Don’t put your lips on some greasy-ass chips,
Don’t eat those Ruffles or Cheetos.
If you seek a better snack, listen to your buddy Jack,
And put aside the Pringles and Fritos.
A mouth full of crunch.
Something excellent to munch.
Enjoy it with your lunch!
Pop Chips!
Pop Chips!
The chips that aren’t fried, best you ever tried.
Pop Chips!
Pop Chips!
The eatable, tweetable chips!
Truly Scrumptious:
Pop Chips!
Pop Chips!
Their fantastic chips, see, all tasty and crispy!
Pop Chips!
Pop Chips!
No longer need chips be crap!
Sh*tJactacus:
Don't waste your salaries on chips fulla calories .
Truly:
So be smart and try to always copy us!
If you seek perfection in your snack selection,
Sh*tJactacus:
Well, choose the chips that are the poppiest!
Truly:
That mouth full of sassiness.
Sh*tJactacus:
The chip that brings happiness.
Both:
That low-fat foodstuff supreme!
Pop Chips!
Pop Chips!
A nice crispy crackle, ingredients all-natural.
Pop Chips!
Pop Chips!
I think I’ll eat a whole sackful.
Mr. Scrumptious:
No--take them away!
Truly: Father, please!
Mr. Scrumptious:
Crunch! Hmm-Hmm. Crunch!
Sh*tJactacus:
He likes it!
Cast: Hooray!
Sh*tJactacus:
They’ll ease your starvation .
Truly:
Without fat saturation.
Kids:
They’re the best kind of chips you can munch .
Sh*tJactacus:
Eat ‘em Sundays through Saturdays.
Truly:
They have way less calories!
Kids:
And flavors? Well, they sure have a bunch!
Sh*tJactacus and Truly:
There’s no chips that are similar .
Women: We love Salt and Vinegar!
Kids and factory workers:
It’s time to give them a crunch!
(Dance break)
All:
Pop Chips!
Pop Chips!
Pop Chips!
Pop Chips!
Sh*tJactacus:
That savory snack !
Truly:
Just listen to Jack !
All:
And put them into your lunch sack!
Pop Chips!
Pop Chips!
They’re awesome and then some, just comment to win some!
Pop Chips!
Pop Chips!
The treat that's so tweetable (@popchips) deliciously eatable, with that unbeatable crunch!
What exactly are Pop Chips? Another blog mentioned them but I couldn't find them.
ReplyDelete:) Your creativity (and craziness...) knows no bounds!!
ReplyDeleteLove me some Pop Chips and Love me some Jack Sh&t!
ReplyDeleteI love Popchips! My costco stopped carrying it. :-(
ReplyDeleteWould love to win some.
Sara
I haven't tried them yet but I love Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, so I guess I would like them. My favorite line of your post is the (dance break). My second favorite is "Don't waste your salaries on chips fulla calories."
ReplyDeletepop chips aren't available in canada....therefore i would love me some to try..
ReplyDeletetee hee you are so talented and crazy! love it..i would love to try these :)
ReplyDeletePopchips are my very favorite! I would looovvveeee to win some! =)
ReplyDeleteThat was hilarious! I have never had pop chips but always wanted to try them. Our local store doesn't have them. I would love to win!
ReplyDeleteI have to be honest and say i've never tried them :) But from what i hear i'm missing out on something delicious!
ReplyDeleteMy boyfriend treats Pop Chips as a food group. We love them!
ReplyDeleteI need my starvation
ReplyDeletefixed with no saturation
So send them this way
and I'll say HURRAY!
Love me some pop chips, best alternative for CHIP LOVERS!!!!
ReplyDeleteNever tried them, or even heard of them. Very interesting!
ReplyDeleteWhat is a pop chips, and how many calories does it have that makes it safe to eat? Gracie
ReplyDeleteThe salt & vinegar are so awesome!
ReplyDeleteCHIPS! Yes, I'd like some.
ReplyDeleteI have been wanting to try these but haven't seen them around here :(
ReplyDeletePopChips are the best 120 calories of my day!! My grocery store had then 10 for $10 (which is amazing because they're usually $3 bag)... my cart looked like a scene from Hoarders.
ReplyDeleteI love me some PopChips!! Oh and love the Parody! :)
ReplyDeleteHilarious, as usual. Also loved your post about how to put on the pounds the other day! I like Pop Chips, especially the BBQ ones! They have a nice little kick to them!
ReplyDeleteGive me some pop-chips!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Too funny. The only thing better than Popchips are FREE Popchips. I would love to win some. :)
ReplyDeleteI want to try these! Every time I see them in the store, I only see the "original" variety, and I'm not a big fan of plain potato chips as it is. Give me some flavor! I hear the cheddar variety is good...
ReplyDeletePop Chips rock my happy little world. :D
ReplyDeleteSo I take it you like Pop Chips Jack? Me too.
ReplyDeleteI always read about Pop Chips on other blogs. I would love to try them.
ReplyDeleteI am entering this contest because I have no idea what I win!
ReplyDeleteYum...Pop Chips..
ReplyDeletepop chips are the sh*t :p
ReplyDeleteyeppers they are amazing!!! :)
ReplyDeleteI want those popchips in my bellay!
ReplyDeletePopchips are fantastic & if you can't find them locally you can order them by the case online. Do you really need a case of popchips? Yes - yes you do!
ReplyDeleteSh*tty Sh*tty Pop Chips...I totally cant get this out of my head now!
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