• Coming in with your Jenny Craig posse and trying to start a rumble
• Attempting to bribe scale operator with freshly baked cookies
• Insisting that bottle caps and string be accepted as payment
• Selling bootleg WW charms out of the trunk of your Trans Am in the parking lot
• Trimming your toenails during meeting
• Threatening the scale lady to give you a good weigh-in or you’ll key up her car
• Loudly eating a dozen candy apples during meeting
• Taking a dump on the scale if it shows a gain
• Standing on a chair and screaming “Me so hungry!” over and over and over and over
• Trying to get in free my wearing your mask of David Kirchhoff, President and CEO of Weight Watchers International
• Wearing your candy thong and fruit leather chaps
• Non-stop riverdancing on scale while they’re trying to weigh you in
• Loudly insisting that your weight be written in invisible ink
• Parking in the meeting room
• Paying with a VISA card you just stole from another member
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWe tried all these in the Army!
ReplyDeleteThey had weigh-ins, too!
It always seems like such a good idea at the time.
awesomesauce
ReplyDeleteAlso, don't try weighing in naked. They frown on that behavior.
ReplyDeleteColleen
Goodbye, Fat Girl!
Too funny! Awesome.
ReplyDeleteI actually have an extra 16 week clapping hands charm if anyone wants to start the bidding? lol
ReplyDeleteGreat ideas Jack...I'm headed to my meeting today! :)
mmmm. candy apples.
ReplyDeleteWait, they make fruit leather chaps?! Off to google now.
Hard to pick a favorite on today's post, they are all hilarious. Id have to say "Standing on a chair and screaming “Me so hungry!” over and over and over and over" made me LOL!
ReplyDeleteLove the idea of writing the weight in invisible ink. Cheers!
ReplyDeleteSooo funny!!!
ReplyDelete"Wearing your candy thong and fruit leather chaps" I tired that a few times. They weren't thrilled. :)
ReplyDeleteInsisting that bottle caps and string be accepted as payment...
ReplyDeleteLOL! You've made my day!
Glad I found you on #FitBlog. Thanks for the giggle!
ReplyDeleteWhat? I *always* get good weigh-in's when I wear my fruit leather chaps and chocolate thong!
ReplyDeleteCould easily be my favorite post of yours! I once, in anger, kicked a small display of 1 pt mini bars. I didn't get kicked out but... it wasn't well received.
ReplyDeleteWAIT, I am only supposed to wear my candy thong and fruit leather chaps at WW meetings? Oops!
ReplyDeleteMine is more like a "candy T-back" really!!
ReplyDeleteLOL Jack!!!!
Thanks!
And you know these things...how?
ReplyDeleteI'm sending this to my weight watchers leader!!!!
ReplyDeleteSo funny! Thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteThis may be my new favorite blog!
ReplyDeleteI prefer to wear my bacon bra.
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