Wednesday, August 12, 2009

More Comments You Really Don’t Want to See on Your Weight Loss Blog

  • “Your math’s wrong. You actually gained 6 lbs.”
  • “So… do they allow conjugal visits?”
  • “Your lunch looks like barf.”
  • “Maybe the homeless shelter will have wireless internet access…”
  • “What does ‘incurable’ really mean anyway?”
  • “Nice pic, Muffin Top.”
  • “Your blog kinda reminds me of that other writer. Y’know, the UnaBomber.”
  • “So, who hasn’t eaten a whole pan of brownies?”
  • “How interesting! I’ve never actually heard of somebody falling for one of those Nigerian email scams.”
  • “Hi, I’m Dr. Geoff, and I’d like to invite you to be a part of the Wellsphere HealthBlogger Network…”
  • “Give up already, Cranky McBlubberpants!”
  • “Your father and I are really disappointed in your blog.”
  • “Your blog design make my eyes throw up.”
  • “Are you sure you weren’t carrying a set of golf clubs when you weighed in?”
  • “Try putting ointment on it.”
  • “So, what did the Weight Watchers leader do after you slapped that woman?”
  • “Wow, that sounds like the binge to end all binges.”
  • “Is that really a pic of your spouse? My pregnant sister’s been dating him for six months…”

Actually, let’s be absolutely honest here: any comment is better than no comments at all.

34 comments:

  1. LMAO, where do you come up with this stuff?!!

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  2. humm Id like to slap my WW leader- the people at my meeting arent the problem. lol :)

    Great post Jack! (humm I think I may have used that comment before?)

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  3. Today I myself have just had a very negative comment along the lines of:

    “Give up already, Cranky McBlubberpants!”

    Not quite those words, something similar, a nice little comment bomb dropped on my blog by "Anonymous".

    I don't want to block all anonymous comments because I know that at least two genuine friends who read my blog (and who don't have google or blogger accounts) do want to be able to read and comment on my blog.

    But I do have comment moderation in operation thankfully!

    Ooooooh I'm so mad !!!!

    Very glad to have come across this blog of yours today, Jack, to help cheer me up a bit!

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  4. Actually, let’s be absolutely honest here: any comment is better than no comments at all.

    Too true, too true!

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  5. That recipe I shared with you the other day---it's actually 1275 calories per serving, not 275. Oops! Sorry!!

    I love your blog my friend,
    Sean

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  6. You're too goofy, Jack.

    Yeah, I take what I can get. Comments, that is.
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    Okay. And that too! ;)

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  7. sniff....wiping laugh tears from my eyes!

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  8. YIKES I hope I never get some of those. Not sure if my "no negative self talk" practice can take some of that!! :-) Maybe less comments but I can take constructive criticism, just not the non constructive stuff!

    You are too funny!

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  9. If I got that last comment, my next comment would be,

    -Please send the Loundoun County Police to my home. There is a dead man laying in the front lawn.

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  10. The Dr Geoff one made my spurt out my nose.

    Not pretty.

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  11. I want these kinds of comments!

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  12. I'm at a loss for words.
    But any comment is better than no comment. So, be grateful.

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  13. "Finally! I foumd my long lost paternal father! And I thought I would only ever be known as test tube baby."

    That would be quite a bomb, and I'd have to challenge your any commment is better than no comment philosophy :-P

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  14. Jack.. you are missed.. hope the well deserved holiday is great! I can't believe you set all this up ahead of time.. Your talent is beyond amazing. :)

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  15. How about - "Nice front butt"!

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  16. I have comment moderation on because of spammers and advertisers. I also once saw some horrible comments on other blogs left by someone obviously pretty malicious, so I choose to look and check first.

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  17. someday the comments will come!

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  18. lol Jack, you never cease to make me chuckle! I love you, man! :)

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  19. OMG I laughed until I cried when I read this...still laughing...still crying...and that comment that Ebony left...LMAO!!!!!

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  21. I missed your blog making me crack up
    *sigh*

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  22. Best comment ever left on my blog:

    "Jared! Just who...and I mean who...do you think you are!"

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  23. Seriously, Jack, you are somethin' else! Those had me laughing. I agwees, me wants more comments too. We wants blog-lovin!

    Maybe I can start with editing out the baby talk... hmm...

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  24. I am in awe of your creativity. How do you keep coming up with this stuff?

    JackSh*t, you are amazing and a joy!

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  25. Hmmmm...that kid scares me a little...lol!

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  26. What is that lump? LOL Another fun one!

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  27. "Your lunch looks like barf"? Hang on, you left that message on my blog!! B*stard!

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  28. Those are priceless. Keep up the good work, we all need to laugh.

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  29. Dude, you're my hero. I'm so glad I came across this blog hahaha!

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  30. Hilarious!!!! Bravo!!! McBlubberPants! LOL!

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  31. Thanks for the recipe I think my dog might eat it.

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