“Your math’s wrong. You actually gained 6 lbs.”- “So… do they allow conjugal visits?”
- “Your lunch looks like barf.”
- “Maybe the homeless shelter will have wireless internet access…”
- “What does ‘incurable’ really mean anyway?”
- “Nice pic, Muffin Top.”
- “Your blog kinda reminds me of that other writer. Y’know, the UnaBomber.”
- “So, who hasn’t eaten a whole pan of brownies?”
- “How interesting! I’ve never actually heard of somebody falling for one of those Nigerian email scams.”
- “Hi, I’m Dr. Geoff, and I’d like to invite you to be a part of the Wellsphere HealthBlogger Network…”
- “Give up already, Cranky McBlubberpants!”
- “Your father and I are really disappointed in your blog.”
- “Your blog design make my eyes throw up.”
- “Are you sure you weren’t carrying a set of golf clubs when you weighed in?”
- “Try putting ointment on it.”
- “So, what did the Weight Watchers leader do after you slapped that woman?”
- “Wow, that sounds like the binge to end all binges.”
- “Is that really a pic of your spouse? My pregnant sister’s been dating him for six months…”
Actually, let’s be absolutely honest here: any comment is better than no comments at all.
