Friday, August 14, 2009

Mo’ Mottos

I’m still on a never-ending quest (what part of never-ending do you not understand?) for the perfect weight loss rallying cry. Still not there, but getting warmer…
  • “I am the Master of my Density, I am the Captain of my Scale.”
  • “Rise & Starve!”
  • “Meet the Day with a Rowwwwwrrrr (in Your Tummy)”
  • “No Lard Feelings”
  • “A Journey of a Thousand Miles Begins with a Good Travel Agent.”
  • “Fat, Fat, Go Away–Give it all to Robert Goulet.”
  • “I Am At My Width’s End.”
  • “Anything is Possible, I Suppose.”
  • "Get your Wobbly Butt Off the Sofa, Cake-Eater!"
  • “Move Your Keister, Meister!”
  • “Two, Four, Six, Eight… Let’s Do Something ‘Bout This Weight.”
  • “I’m Gettin’ It Done Come Scale or High Weigh-in!”
  • “There’s No Time Like A Week From Next Monday…”
  • “I May Try Stopping, But I’ll Never Stop Trying (waitaminute, that doesn’t make a lick of sense…)
  • “Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scaled.”
  • “We Seal Our Fat With the Choices We Make.”
  • “God Grant Me the Sensibility to Eat the Things I Should, the Courage to Not Eat the Things I Shouldn’t, and the Wisdom to Know the Difference.”

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  1. I like this one: “Two, Four, Six, Eight… Let’s Do Something ‘Bout This Weight.”

    hehe :)

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  2. The dieter's prayer? I like that!

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  5. "Save a pound, ride an apple?"

    See, that is why I do not do lists. Please do not respond with a better version of what I said.

    How is Pisa?

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  6. Love the Diet Serenity Prayer. I may have to post that on the fridge!

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  7. we seal our fat (and gather more soemtimes) with the choices we make, too shay!

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  8. "Get your Wobbly Butt Off the Sofa, Cake-Eater!" should have the been the title of my most recent post! DARN!

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  9. “Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scaled.”

    I want this on a tshirt

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  10. I'm loving your blog. I'm new to the HYC and I see your blog on reading lists every where. Hmmm. Let's see. I love the "Captain of my Density," "No Lard Feelings," and the bit about "I'm At my Width's End."

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  11. I''m going with the "Save a pound, ride an apple".

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  12. How about, "Not much...it's what's for dinner."

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  13. How about "More chips through my lips and I'll sink ships"

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  14. Holy Crap!

    You're freakin' hysterical! You're totally making my sh*t list.

    -jafg

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  15. Im'a have this one put on a coffee cup: “Rise & Starve!”

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  16. Robert Goulet and two, four, six, eight made Husband come to see what I'm laughing about.

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  17. OK, you are just too dang funny & entertaining. PLS get a show & I will watch you!!!

    My call is nothing cute like yours...

    "Muscle Talks, Muscle Walks, Muscle Makes the bod look hard as rock!"

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  18. Okay, I like these but the last and, "I'm at my width's end," are perfect. The last because it's straight up wisdom and the other because it's flat out hysterical. AND TRUE!

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  19. ROFL. You are very clever! How about:

    I eat, therefore I run (or, erm...ok...jog...slowly).

    -or-

    It MUST be easier to STAY fit than to GET fit! (?)

    And..hey, if you are eating right you should not really be hungry in the morning.....bump up those fruits and veggies and lean protein, and Omega 3-6-9 capsules honey-pie....get rid of those stomach growlies!

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  20. OMG is Robert Goulet still alive?!?!?! *runs to google*

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  21. “God Grant Me the Sensibility to Eat the Things I Should, the Courage to Not Eat the Things I Shouldn’t, and the Wisdom to Know the Difference.”


    Can I get that on a keychain, please?

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  22. These are great. And I've decided not to 'one-up' you, although I thought of several good ones. ;}

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  23. LMAO....Rise & Starve!...omg...it put me in mind of an earlier post you did that said something about "just another bitter, soul-crushing day...I don't know, maybe it's because it's 3am and I'm still awake, but I just can't stop laughing....and the "week after next Monday" is keeping it going...lol

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  24. Rallying cry ??
    Rally and cry, more like.

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  25. Hell hath no fury... LOVE IT! I agree with the sheep, I want it on a shirt.

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  26. LOL! Loved "There's no time like a week from next Monday."

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