Weight Watcher Meeting Conversation Stoppers

• “Hi, I’m ________, and I’m an alcoholic.”
• “Can we hurry this along? I left my 3-month old in the car.”
• “I’m Garth Brooks. No, not like the country singer. THE country singer.”
• “Hey, I’m a photographer for Plumphouse Magazine.”
• “When does the karaoke part start?”
• “I brought fresh cinnamon buns if anybody wants one.”
• “Nobody move; I think my snake Bitey slipped out of my pocket.”
• “I’M NOT TALKING LOUD. YOU’RE TALKING LOUD.”
• “I hope there’s not a quiz; I didn’t study a lick.”
• “Two men enter, one man leaves. This is Thunderdome!”
• “My thighs are chaffing like nobody’s business. Is everybody cool with me taking off my slacks?”
• “Who smells like fish sticks?”
• “I’d appreciate it if everybody would call me Captain Marvelous.”
• “Who else here is a Wiccan?”
• “Hey, this b*tch beside me has a purse full of canned frosting and Twix bars.”
• “Who do I talk to about buying a few extra points?”
• “Well, where’s the ‘No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service’ sign then?”
• “Has anybody noticed there’re a lot of fatties in here?”
• “I just don't understand; I always weigh in in the nude at home.”
• “I heard that if you lose 25 lbs., you get a free tattoo.”
• “Anybody mind if I light up a stogie?”