Not-So-Great Weight Loss Mottos

I’m on a seemingly never-ending quest to find the perfect weight loss rallying cry. Not there yet…

• “You only live once–try everything!”
• “Yes, I would like fries with that!”
• “Failure is not an option…just an annoyingly realistic possibility.”
• “Remember, if you want to run with the big dogs, you need to learn how to pee in the tall grass.”
• “Oh, what the hell…”
• “WWRE? (What would Rush eat?)”
• “Stop and smell the brownies”
• “I have not yet begun to diet!"
  
• “If at first you don’t succeed, have a donut.”
• “One for all, and all for me!”
• “I eat, therefore I am.”
• “Are you gonna finish that?”
• "Damn the torpedoes, full plate ahead!"
  
• “Stop being a fatty, you fat fatty.”
• “If you eat that, you’ll die!”
• “One day at a time, my ass!”
• “Not gonna stop unless I see an iHop!”
• “I’m in no shape for exercise.”
• “There’s an angel on my shoulder, and he really likes Cheese Nips.”
• “Touch your toes, touch your toes, wish I’d skipped those Oreo’s.”
• “As God is my witness, I’ll never go hungry again!”
• “Here’s to a balanced diet–a cookie in each hand!”
• “I’ll be back… after my snack!”
• “I’ll start again on Monday!”