Dieter-Man, Dieter-Man
Eats whatever’s on his dieter plan.
Prepares a meal, real low-cal.
He is really losing it, pal.
Cook Out!
Here comes the Dieter-Man.
Is he committed?
It’s no jive.
He's got radioactive drive.
Can he jog on the road?
He’s in super-exercise mode.
Hey, there
There goes the Dieter-Man.
During the course of the day,
He shows grit and determination.
He avoids the buffet.
He can fight off any temptation.
Dieter-Man, Dieter-Man
Hungry neighborhood Dieter-Man.
Cake and pie,
He's ignored.
Losses are his great reward.
He leaves food on his plate, boss.
Whenever there’s a weight loss,
You'll find the Dieter-Man.
Don't put the good stuff on Saturdays!!!
ReplyDeleteNo one reads it, and they should!!
That is good stuff!!!!
hehehehehehehehehehe
ReplyDeleteNo words...just laughter...
hehehehehehehehehehe
*fart*
Sorry!
Ha! If I was drinking water when I saw that photo you have for this post, there would be coffee all over my computer screen. Awesome!
ReplyDeleteNew heights of hilarity! When will the creativity end? never i hope.
ReplyDeletelol @ the pic!
that tune is in my head now. grrrrr.
Oh. My. Hysterical!
ReplyDeletemmmmmmmmmm cake and pie!!
ReplyDeleteI don't know what's funniest - the post or TjRenee's reply - LOL.
ReplyDeleteSlightly traumatized by that pic...
Love the pic! Now the tune's stuck in my head. Arg.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Fat(Free)Me! TjRenee's post is awesome. Hell, it's all awesome.
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to get that picture out of my head!
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL...............
ReplyDeletesong and picture stuck in my brain. THANKS!
Hah - that picture is awesome!!! So's the song, lol.
ReplyDeleteChuckles. Where do you get the energy and the creativity from?
ReplyDeleteOh my God, you are a riot. Unfortunatley you also dated yourself a bit too. Most young-ins can't relate to the song you "sampled". I can though!
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ReplyDeleteIve seen that pic before- but had no idea you were such a crime fighter! LOL FUNNY, Very FUNNY! :)
ReplyDeleteravishing my dear man, ravishing
ReplyDeleteWay harder than being spider man - he had super powers. Dieter man just has hope for a long healthy life. And women.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Love it! This is great! :-D
ReplyDeleteHungry neighborhood Dieter Man. LOL
ReplyDeleteLove IT!!
What a tangled "web" we weave!
ReplyDeleteL-O-V-E it, Jack!
Booowha ha hahaha hahahaha
ReplyDeletePrepare to meat the Gobblin'
That's excellent. Can you sing? You should put out your own CD, I'd buy it.
ReplyDeleteThat picture is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteFinally a picture. Lookin' hot, bro.
ReplyDeleteSo funny!
ReplyDeleteI showed this to my boys, and they just were amazed!
ReplyDeleteOh, crap. You need to warn people before you put that kind of fat porn on your blog.
ReplyDeleteI think I threw up a little in my mouth.
Yeah, man. Everything everybody else just said. LOL
ReplyDeleteSuperb, great start to my Sunday..
ReplyDeleteYes, the tune is stuck in my brain too:0(
Loved it.
ReplyDeleteNice pic. I wonder if the costume shop ever got it to go back to it's regular size.
My best