Tuesday, July 14, 2009

More Rejected Weight Loss Blog Names

  • From Flabulous to Fabulous
  • Off With Her Bread!
  • I Pity the Food
  • Ho Down
  • Fulfilling My Density
  • You Can’t Spell “Sass” without “Ass”
  • Fattaboy!
  • The Adventures of Bingey
  • One Bitter, Soul-Crushing Day at a Time
  • Plumpelstiltskin
  • 2 Unfit 2 Quit
  • Love Handles All
  • Me, My Scale & I
  • What’s Eating At Me? This Godd*mned Diet, That’s What!
  • Caboose on the Loose
  • Mission Slimpossible
  • Keep Your Chin Up (Oh, It Is? I Couldn’t Tell)
  • I Can Do It, I Can Do, I Can Really Really Maybe Do It!
  • The Lb.-eration Will Be Bloggerized!
  • Waist Not, Want Lot
  • Just (Over) Do It!
  • Semper Fat
  • Pondering Ponderousness
  • Today’s A New Day (Or Maybe Monday)
If I’ve inadvertently stolen your blog’s name, there’s something wrong with you. Well, both of us, actually.

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41 comments:

starfish264 said...

I quite like "One bitter, soul-crushing day at a time" - it's so upbeat :o)

Diane, Fit to the Finish said...

I liked the Mission Slimpossible the best, but they were all funny. I'm glad my blog name wasn't on the list - that would have been embarrassing!

Mrs B. said...

"Mission Slimpossible"?! *sneaks off and replaces "Breaking Up With Burgers"...*

Marisa (Trim The Fat) said...

These cracked me up! thanks for the good laugh this a.m. :)

Lisa said...

Those are too funny!@ lol

- Lisa

Sweet Copper Penny said...

Keep your chin up is HYSTERICAL. I LOVE your blog man!

Fat[free]Me said...

I LOLed at One Bitter, Soul Crushing Day at a Time, too - love it! And oh, it should be Keep your ChinS up!

TJ said...

the adventures of bingey- that could actually be the name of a few bloggers sites that I follow! lol

I love em all!

zaababy said...

after a quick check yay! my blog name isn't on there! Phew! always a fun read.

I'm the Fat Daddy. said...

How about?

Channeling Johnny Cochran:

If the pants don't fit; you must get fit.

I hope your day job is as a writer. I don;t know where you get it, but this shit is good.

hja60uk said...

I love it... Mission slimpossible that's me....

sooooo funny.

Helen

Lyn said...

How about, I Sold My Soul to a Twinkie? :)

Yum Yucky said...

The "off with her bread" thing made me hungry. Dude! I'm keepin' the bread!

Gigi said...

I hate to admit it but "One bitter, soul-crushing Day at a Time" speaks to me. I think I may be in need of some serious therapy.

Stacey said...

Am I the only one who read "2 Unfit 2 Quit" had visions of XXL size hammer running pants?

Amy said...

I loved the "One Bitter, Soul- Crushing Day at a Time" and "Me, My Scale &I" the best, but it was all very, very funny! As usual. Thanks for the laugh.^_^

Sean Anderson said...

Nice. Very nice.

By the way, concerning your tweet about the Salmon.
The Slimfast sauce sucks!

My best
Sean

Tammy said...

I have to admit, when I read the first one, I thought you might of been picking on me!! lol
Since I'm only 4 1/2 months into my own escape from hell, the "bitter, soul-crushing" one was my fave....I can totally relate. :)

Tammy
http://foodaddict-fromfattofab.blogspot.com/

Tammy said...

Correction..... 4 1/2 WEEKS into it, not months....baby steps, Jack, baby steps.

Amie said...

"Keep your chin up!" LOL!!!!

Monica said...

Haha I love them all!

Amanda, another priorfatgirl said...

I laughed out loud in my cube at work when I read "Plumpelstiltskin." I chuckled and proceeded to fake cough so people wouldn't know what I was doing. Thanks :)

45+ and Aspiring said...

Didn't you mean Keeping Your Chins Up?

F. McButter Pants said...

I pity the food....I will be saying that the rest of the day in my best Mr T. voice. Might even get me some gold chains....

antgirl said...

Honestly LOL. Love Plumpelstiltskin, One Bitter Soul-Crushing Day at a Time and You Can't Spell Sass without *Ass*.

VRaz60 said...

Well crap, now I want to steal one of the titles and start a new blog. :)

Actual Scale said...

one bitter soul crushing day at a time

My dh LOVED this one. lol

Cammy said...

All great, but I think the last one is my fave!
Thanks for the giggles.

theantijared said...

How about "The Anti-Jared"?

Oh wait.....

Ida said...

Whew! Mine wasn't on the list. Was sweating for a minute. LOL

cmoursler said...

I think "one bitter, soul crushing day at a time" wins hands down, followed closely by "you can't spell sass without ass". laughed out loud. Thank you.

anne h said...

Jack, I linked to your Beatles song blog with some titles of my own...You are so much 'da man!!

Diana said...

I like some of those. If I knew how to change my dreadfully boring blog name to one of those, I would. Seriously when I started it, I never dreamed anyone would actually read it. Not that many do, but still, couldn't I have come up with something more original? Argh!

Losing it in Vegas said...

*whew* Mine wasn't there...

But I like these well enough to read them :D+

karen said...

I would probably sign up to follow most of those!
And "Off With Her Bread" sounds like a good gluten-free blog :)

Stella said...

Fattaboy sounds like a blog to put on weight! Please not that one...

Crabby McSlacker said...

I love these! And I bet some of them are actually in use! Or will be soon, because they're actually a lot more clever than many blog names.

tisha said...

Hysterical!
I always sing Beyonce' as: If-You-Like-It-Then-You Shoulda-Put-a-Rib-on-It.

wildfluffysheep said...

lmao
i hard time picking a favourite with this lot.

Robynn's Ravings said...

You truly are a creatiave JEEN-YUS! You KNOW I always say so! ROFL

septembermom said...

They are all so funny! I like "I Pity the Food" the best.

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