- From Flabulous to Fabulous
- Off With Her Bread!
- I Pity the Food
- Ho Down
- Fulfilling My Density
- You Can’t Spell “Sass” without “Ass”
- Fattaboy!
- The Adventures of Bingey
- One Bitter, Soul-Crushing Day at a Time
- Plumpelstiltskin
- 2 Unfit 2 Quit
- Love Handles All
- Me, My Scale & I
- What’s Eating At Me? This Godd*mned Diet, That’s What!
- Caboose on the Loose
- Mission Slimpossible
- Keep Your Chin Up (Oh, It Is? I Couldn’t Tell)
- I Can Do It, I Can Do, I Can Really Really Maybe Do It!
- The Lb.-eration Will Be Bloggerized!
- Waist Not, Want Lot
- Just (Over) Do It!
- Semper Fat
- Pondering Ponderousness
- Today’s A New Day (Or Maybe Monday)
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
More Rejected Weight Loss Blog Names
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I quite like "One bitter, soul-crushing day at a time" - it's so upbeat :o)
ReplyDeleteI liked the Mission Slimpossible the best, but they were all funny. I'm glad my blog name wasn't on the list - that would have been embarrassing!
ReplyDelete"Mission Slimpossible"?! *sneaks off and replaces "Breaking Up With Burgers"...*
ReplyDeleteThese cracked me up! thanks for the good laugh this a.m. :)
ReplyDeleteThose are too funny!@ lol
ReplyDelete- Lisa
Keep your chin up is HYSTERICAL. I LOVE your blog man!
ReplyDeleteI LOLed at One Bitter, Soul Crushing Day at a Time, too - love it! And oh, it should be Keep your ChinS up!
ReplyDeletethe adventures of bingey- that could actually be the name of a few bloggers sites that I follow! lol
ReplyDeleteI love em all!
after a quick check yay! my blog name isn't on there! Phew! always a fun read.
ReplyDeleteHow about?
ReplyDeleteChanneling Johnny Cochran:
If the pants don't fit; you must get fit.
I hope your day job is as a writer. I don;t know where you get it, but this shit is good.
I love it... Mission slimpossible that's me....
ReplyDeletesooooo funny.
Helen
How about, I Sold My Soul to a Twinkie? :)
ReplyDeleteThe "off with her bread" thing made me hungry. Dude! I'm keepin' the bread!
ReplyDeleteI hate to admit it but "One bitter, soul-crushing Day at a Time" speaks to me. I think I may be in need of some serious therapy.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who read "2 Unfit 2 Quit" had visions of XXL size hammer running pants?
ReplyDeleteI loved the "One Bitter, Soul- Crushing Day at a Time" and "Me, My Scale &I" the best, but it was all very, very funny! As usual. Thanks for the laugh.^_^
ReplyDeleteNice. Very nice.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, concerning your tweet about the Salmon.
The Slimfast sauce sucks!
My best
Sean
I have to admit, when I read the first one, I thought you might of been picking on me!! lol
ReplyDeleteSince I'm only 4 1/2 months into my own escape from hell, the "bitter, soul-crushing" one was my fave....I can totally relate. :)
Tammy
http://foodaddict-fromfattofab.blogspot.com/
Correction..... 4 1/2 WEEKS into it, not months....baby steps, Jack, baby steps.
ReplyDelete"Keep your chin up!" LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteHaha I love them all!
ReplyDeleteI laughed out loud in my cube at work when I read "Plumpelstiltskin." I chuckled and proceeded to fake cough so people wouldn't know what I was doing. Thanks :)
ReplyDeleteDidn't you mean Keeping Your Chins Up?
ReplyDeleteI pity the food....I will be saying that the rest of the day in my best Mr T. voice. Might even get me some gold chains....
ReplyDeleteHonestly LOL. Love Plumpelstiltskin, One Bitter Soul-Crushing Day at a Time and You Can't Spell Sass without *Ass*.
ReplyDeleteWell crap, now I want to steal one of the titles and start a new blog. :)
ReplyDeleteone bitter soul crushing day at a time
ReplyDeleteMy dh LOVED this one. lol
All great, but I think the last one is my fave!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giggles.
How about "The Anti-Jared"?
ReplyDeleteOh wait.....
Whew! Mine wasn't on the list. Was sweating for a minute. LOL
ReplyDeleteI think "one bitter, soul crushing day at a time" wins hands down, followed closely by "you can't spell sass without ass". laughed out loud. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteJack, I linked to your Beatles song blog with some titles of my own...You are so much 'da man!!
ReplyDeleteI like some of those. If I knew how to change my dreadfully boring blog name to one of those, I would. Seriously when I started it, I never dreamed anyone would actually read it. Not that many do, but still, couldn't I have come up with something more original? Argh!
ReplyDelete*whew* Mine wasn't there...
ReplyDeleteBut I like these well enough to read them :D+
I would probably sign up to follow most of those!
ReplyDeleteAnd "Off With Her Bread" sounds like a good gluten-free blog :)
Fattaboy sounds like a blog to put on weight! Please not that one...
ReplyDeleteI love these! And I bet some of them are actually in use! Or will be soon, because they're actually a lot more clever than many blog names.
ReplyDeleteHysterical!
ReplyDeleteI always sing Beyonce' as: If-You-Like-It-Then-You Shoulda-Put-a-Rib-on-It.
lmao
ReplyDeletei hard time picking a favourite with this lot.
You truly are a creatiave JEEN-YUS! You KNOW I always say so! ROFL
ReplyDeleteThey are all so funny! I like "I Pity the Food" the best.
ReplyDeleteOnce you’ve found your workout groove, do your best to stick with it. Exercise no less than three times a week for 40 – 60 minutes each time, but don’t feel the “need” to do it more than five times over a seven day period. Your body will likely appreciate a burn-off in the morning more, but if you need to relieve stress in the evening – don’t be afraid to adjust your workout schedule accordingly. Schedule making and keeping are important for other areas of your life as well.
ReplyDeleteI like some of those. If I knew how to change my dreadfully boring blog name to one of those, I would. Seriously when I started it, I never dreamed anyone would actually read it. Not that many do, but still, couldn't I have come up with something more original? I loved the "One Bitter, Soul- Crushing Day at a Time" and "Me, My Scale &I" the best, but it was all very, very funny! As usual. Thanks for the laugh.
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