Thursday, July 30, 2009

Ways Losing Weight is Like Disney World

Summer’s winding down, and folks are getting in those last vacations before the back-to-school grind kicks in. Truthfully, I’ve never, ever been to Disney World (I convinced my children it was a myth), but I’ve heard so many people talk about going that I think I’ve got a pretty good idea of what it’s all about. From what I gather, going there is a lot like a successful weight loss journey…
  • You find yourself among an odd assortment of characters
  • It will absolutely wear you out
  • You know you’re gonna wind up on a rollercoaster
  • There’s a big crowd of people all in the same place as you
  • You’ll often find yourself stuck in one place and not moving at all
  • You should take a lot of photos to remind you of your trip
  • It’s a great thing to do for your kids
  • A solid plan will make the journey more successful
  • It’s something the whole family can do
  • It’ll make you feel young again
  • Some folks have to come back over and over
  • Insert your own “It’s a Small World” joke here
  • There’s something magical about it
  • When you tell people what you’re doing, everybody’s got advice for you
  • Eating what you want will cost you plenty
  • You’re excited to get started, but you’re even happier when it’s over

26 comments:

  1. OK this post is totally "Goofy." But as usual the hidden meanings of a Jack Sh*t post are anything but Mickey Mouse.

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  2. It is so worth the cost!

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  3. Rollercoaster? Space Mountain is more like my experience to getting to "a small world".

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  4. lol true, all true!

    Great post!

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  5. I prefer weight loss to Disney World!

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  6. Love this list- My favorite yet because I was agreeing with every single one

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  7. I just smiled and smiled at this post Jack because Disney World and weight lose for me have been connected together since the beginning. Maybe a Disney reward needs to be in your future too *smile*.

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  8. cute. :) I keep thinking of Neverneverland... sometimes I think i'll never get there.

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  9. For someone who's never been to Disneyworld, this post is awesome! Good coorelation Jack...and you should break down and check it out at least once. It is magical! :)

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  10. I'm sure there's something about sticky fingers and vomit, too. And children crying.

    *shudders*

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  11. Holy cow, this is great! I've never been to Disney (no kids!), but my sister has. As I read your list, I thought of all the things she told me about it. I was cracking up!

    But yes...you need to add something about crying due to frustration of being "stuck" waiting in line in order to move forward. LOL!

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  12. Thanks for the comment on my post Jack! I cant wait to "see" the rewards of my labors! I love your post. You have an excellent sense of humor. I myself have never been to Disney either, so this "trip" should be fun! As for your earlier post.....I have finally realized (and admitted to myself) that I am not "born to be wide"! Thanks for the encouragement! Your doing an awesome job yourself!

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  13. Brilliant. And welcome.

    You need to rework some of those goals -- I'm worried for your dogs.

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  14. So true!

    And... going to Disney World is one of the things I want to do when I reach my goal weight. Right now... I am too fat to fit on the majority of the rides!

    So... when I lose this weight... where am I going??? I'm going to Disney World! :)

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  15. I live near Disneyland & I agree with all PLUS it will drive you crazy, you will feel overwhelmed by the craziness, the relatives will always be there asking for more & putting their 2 cents in and oh, yes, I so agree with you will be even happier when it is over!

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  16. That Haunted Mansion for sure took over all my mirrors. Dang ghosts!

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  17. Jack, I'm printing this and putting it on the fridge. Absolutely inspired. You have a unique insight. You're right. You never need to go there.

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  18. I just wrote a post in your honor - I hope you like it! It came to me as I was driving home tonight! It's a song!

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  19. Two things, Anne: (1) I'm deeply honored and (2) seek professional help.

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  20. So are you following your own "successful weight loss journey" and taking lots of photos of the "trip?" I know I should. It's just...... eeeeeeeeeeeh. Who has the time? lol

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  21. When are we going to see those pictures, then, huh, huh?

    I still think you are a spinster librarian from a small suburban town with lots of cats...

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  22. Maybe Disney should start a weight loss program! They could call it the Disney Diet. Somehow, I think it would involve dressing up as a cartoon character...(that has to be a workout in and of itself!) lol!!

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  23. OMG - This is THE MOST AWESOME post - its so true! Having been to Disney World more times than I can even care to mention, to the point where I don't ever want to go again, which, ironically, ALSO applies to losing weight for me!

    (And BTW, I glanced at your newer post and totally agree about blog comments - they do make your day ; ) )

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