Even More Confush*t Say...

Confush*t say...

...person who eat too much fried chicken soon find goose cooked.
...person who say no to dessert get brownie points at weigh-in.
...person who never move ass find weight problem never rectified.
...person who doesn’t follow WW guidelines has pointless existence.
...person who can’t cut the cheese from diet farting around with weight gain.
..person who eat too many Oreos find middle crème-filled.
...person who drink too much coffee has latte problems.
...woman who has TOM won’t have good weigh-in results. Period.
...person who drink too much beer find that belly hang over.
...person who does lots of exercise won’t sweat hopping on scale.
...person who write about not losing weight need less blogging, more jogging.
...person who drink too much soda find diet plans fizzing out.
...person who fall off wagon finds destination even farther away than before.
...person who can’t handle love of food best learn to like love handles.
...person who drink too much cabernet at dinner whines at weigh-in.
...person who has hard boiled egg in morning has breakfast that’s hard to beat.
...person who laugh during weight loss journey last during weight loss journey.

Confush*t's motto:
Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff
or stuff the cheesy puffs.