Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Even More Confush*t Say...


Confush*t say...

...person who eat too much fried chicken soon find goose cooked.
...person who say no to dessert get brownie points at weigh-in.
...person who never move ass find weight problem never rectified.
...person who doesn’t follow WW guidelines has pointless existence.
...person who can’t cut the cheese from diet farting around with weight gain.
..person who eat too many Oreos find middle crème-filled.
...person who drink too much coffee has latte problems.
...woman who has TOM won’t have good weigh-in results. Period.
...person who drink too much beer find that belly hang over.
...person who does lots of exercise won’t sweat hopping on scale.
...person who write about not losing weight need less blogging, more jogging.
...person who drink too much soda find diet plans fizzing out.
...person who fall off wagon finds destination even farther away than before.
...person who can’t handle love of food best learn to like love handles.
...person who drink too much cabernet at dinner whines at weigh-in.
...person who has hard boiled egg in morning has breakfast that’s hard to beat.
...person who laugh during weight loss journey last during weight loss journey.

Confush*t's motto:
Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff
or stuff the cheesy puffs.

28 comments:

  1. "person who write about not losing weight need less blogging, more jogging"...amen, brother! :-)

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  2. The last one was the best....Thanks for laugh!

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  3. I love confush*t sayings!!! I was happy to see MORE! :)

    Shannon- TOM= Aunt Flow=Monthly visitor. lol I didnt know if Jack wanted to explain...lol

    :)tj

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  4. TOM=Time of Month

    Those are great Jack. Clever as always. :)

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  5. Great stuff! I racked my brain to come up with a witty addition, but I can trump Jack Sh*t.

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  6. "Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff
    or stuff the cheesy puffs."

    This is my new motto. Thanks Mr. Sh*t

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  7. ...woman who has TOM won’t have good weigh-in results. Period.


    HYSTERICAL!

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  8. I honestly thought the poem would slow you down, but nope! You just keep cranking 'em out!

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  9. As always....WONDERFUL!! I'm off to pet the sweaty stuff. Have a lovely day.

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  10. Jack: I love this! It's another that's going into my favs for when I need a pick-me-up. Super funny.

    ~Wendy

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  11. "...person who write about not losing weight need less blogging, more jogging."

    Thank you, Confush*t, I needed that :)

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  12. Words to live by. :) Thanks for sharing your clever wit.

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  13. LOl I love this one......person who write about not losing weight need less blogging, more jogging.

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  14. He said creme filled.

    hehehehehe

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  15. There are no words. You rock.

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  16. Hilarious, thanks for the laugh!!! :)

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  17. Are you gettin' your clothes ready for Goodwill? Your time is coming, dear Jack Sh*t. Perhaps you are LAUGHING your *ss off!

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  18. Oh Jack - you're gonna be FAMOUS!!!

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  19. Love the one about laughing. And laughed at the TOM reference.

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  22. I love your goals! They are so realistic. Mine are so far fetched I might need to change them.

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  23. You seriously need to be published by someone other than Blogger ... I know I'd buy a ton of copies & give them to everyone!

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  24. And out of curiosity ... what are you going to wear between 50 & 60? A smile?

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  25. It's just 10 lbs, Karen. How long could that possibly take.

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