Wednesday, July 22, 2009

My Sh*t List

TJ tagged me with this thing.

I was chastised mightily the last time I broke the rules on one of these doomahicheys, so I'm all over it this time.

Here’s how it works: Answer the questions. USE ONLY ONE WORD!

1. Where is your cell phone? Dunno
2. Your hair? Gel-free
3. Your mother? Xena
4. Your father? Bambi
5. Your favorite food? Spicy
6. Your dream last night? Bubblewrap
7. Your favorite drink? H20
8. Your dream/goal? Immortality
9. What room are you in? Bat-Cave
10. Your hobby? Tornado-chasing
11. Your fear? Raffi
12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Retirement
13. Where were you last night? Blogland
14. Something that you aren’t? Informed
15. Muffins? Hello
16. Wish list item? Comb
17. Where did you grow up? Streets
18. Last thing you did? Yodel
19. What are you wearing? Jumpsuit
20. Your TV? Color
21. Your pets? Stinkholes
22. Friends? Stinkholes
23. Your life? Wonderful
24. Your mood? Moody
25. Missing someone? Elvis
26. Vehicle? Go-kart
27. Something you’re not wearing? Seersucker
28. Your favorite store? Taffy
29. Your favorite color? Mustard
30. When was the last time you laughed? Continuously
31. Last time you cried? Eclipse
32. Your best friend? Lassie
33. One place that I go to over and over? Darkside
34. One person who emails me regularly? Barack
35. Favorite place to eat? Desk

I'm supposed to tag some more folks, but I feel like I've followed just about enough rules for one day. ;)

And TJ: revenge, like gazpacho, is a dish best served cold. BTW, do you have a good recipe for gazpacho?


  1. Seriously dude. Mustard?

    (Loved the list!)

  2. Good to learn more about you Jack Sh*t!

  3. Holy crap Mr Sh*t, TJ tagged me too & I can't beat your answers DAMN YOU!!!!

    BTW TJ is totally awesome.

  4. What's wrong with seersucker????
    Too funny! And I know you've been asked this before, but where do you come up with this stuff??

  5. Barack's emails. That's a good connection :) I miss Elvis too.

  6. So, you're saying that Barack emails you too? I thought I was special. *sniff*

  7. I should point out that TJ is neither heartless nor a stupid idiot, and I'm a stupid, heartless idiot for even suggesting it.

    These question-and-answer thingys kind of get on my nerves... plus there's that whole twitter deal that she roped me into. (Better stop... I'm feeling another name-calling jag coming on...)

  8. lol...where were you raised? streets. roflmao.

  9. I hope you know you made a poor young TJ cry! You and me are gonna have it out, sucker!

  10. i like it better without the picture... have a sammich jackie!

  11. If I could have just one wish I would wish for a....comb.

  12. Funny, good stuff. Off to the darkside now!

  13. Dude, a hyphen does not make it one word. You lose and TJ wins because she totally rocks. How can you pick on such a sweet innocent soul?!?!?!
    Oh the shame!!

  14. I wanted to thank you for posting that pic of me actually. Made me realize that I need a new blog pic- my face was FAT in that one! lol At least I can say that I look better than when I started this blog in January! :)

    Deep down I know you love me Jack, and that is all that matters. You were just moody and hungry- because you saw my tacos huh? lol

  15. My friend dated Raffi. I met them at a local sushi joint and he was kind arrogant. He just stared at me while I was singing "Baby Beluga" over and over and miming a whale diving in the ocean.

    Rude, right?

    I know.

  16. You are so funny! I bet your wife has a ball living with you!

  17. Muffins? As in muffin top? My answer is yes.

  18. You did better than I would have... I find it hard enough to keep up with reading I hope i don't p*ss people off when I ignore things like this

  19. OMFG!!!!! I laughed so hard, I love beeing off sick I get my Jack funny fix during the day!!

    Just what the doctor ordered.



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