All You Need is Blog

There’s nothing you can write that hasn’t been written.
There’s nothing you can eat that hasn’t been eaten.
Nothing new to say but you can learn how to post and play.
It's easy.
There's nothing you can invent that hasn’t been invented.
No comment you can make that hasn’t been commented.
Nothing you can choose but you can learn how to lose
in time - It's easy.

All you need is blog, all you need is blog,
All you need is blog, blog.
Blog is all you need.

There’s no point to point out that hasn’t been made.
No play on words you can make that hasn’t been played.
There’s nothing that can stop you
from being who you're meant to be.
It's easy.
All you need is blog, all you need is blog,
All you need is blog, blog. Blog is all you need.
All you need is blog (we’re all together now).
All you need is blog (everybody).
All you need is blog, blog. Blog is all you need.

Jack-iiiii-eeeeee Sh*************t

What would you do if I gained half a pound,
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Leave me a comment and I’ll try not to gain.
Your support is gonna be the key.
Oh, I can’t diet without help from my friends.
Mmmm, wouldn’t try it without help from my friends.
Mmmm I rely on a little help from my friends.

What do I do when the donuts arrive?
(Does it worry you they’re fresh and free?)
A box of two dozen; I don’t think I’ll survive.
(Are you sad because I just ate three?)
No, I just diet with a little help from my friends.
Mmm, just deny it with a little help from my friends.
Mmm, gonna defy it with a little help from my friends.

Do you need me to follow?
I’ll follow anybody that blogs.
Do you mean anybody?
Yes, I want everybody to blog.

Would you believe that I’ve lost fifty pounds?
I'm certain that doesn’t happen all the time.
What do you see when you step on the scale?
It may be a small loss, but I know it's mine.
Oh, I can diet with a little help from my friends,
Mmm I never fry it cuz of help from my friends,
Oh, I'm gonna try it with a little help from my friends.