Monday, July 13, 2009

All You Need is Blog

There’s nothing you can write that hasn’t been written.
There’s nothing you can eat that hasn’t been eaten.
Nothing new to say but you can learn how to post and play.
It's easy.
There's nothing you can invent that hasn’t been invented.
No comment you can make that hasn’t been commented.
Nothing you can choose but you can learn how to lose
in time - It's easy.

All you need is blog, all you need is blog,
All you need is blog, blog.
Blog is all you need.

There’s no point to point out that hasn’t been made.
No play on words you can make that hasn’t been played.
There’s nothing that can stop you
from being who you're meant to be.
It's easy.
All you need is blog, all you need is blog,
All you need is blog, blog. Blog is all you need.
All you need is blog (we’re all together now).
All you need is blog (everybody).
All you need is blog, blog. Blog is all you need.

Jack-iiiii-eeeeee Sh*************t

What would you do if I gained half a pound,
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Leave me a comment and I’ll try not to gain.
Your support is gonna be the key.
Oh, I can’t diet without help from my friends.
Mmmm, wouldn’t try it without help from my friends.
Mmmm I rely on a little help from my friends.

What do I do when the donuts arrive?
(Does it worry you they’re fresh and free?)
A box of two dozen; I don’t think I’ll survive.
(Are you sad because I just ate three?)
No, I just diet with a little help from my friends.
Mmm, just deny it with a little help from my friends.
Mmm, gonna defy it with a little help from my friends.

Do you need me to follow?
I’ll follow anybody that blogs.
Do you mean anybody?
Yes, I want everybody to blog.

Would you believe that I’ve lost fifty pounds?
I'm certain that doesn’t happen all the time.
What do you see when you step on the scale?
It may be a small loss, but I know it's mine.
Oh, I can diet with a little help from my friends,
Mmm I never fry it cuz of help from my friends,
Oh, I'm gonna try it with a little help from my friends.


  1. OOH, I totally love your lyrics!

  2. Nice, but these sound vaguely familiar. Is the picture supposed to be a clue or something? Heh.

    I'm so sore this morning. Oh, sorry.

  3. Very nice "song"! Been watching you for a while - loved the Goodwill picture! When I lost all my weight (150 lbs) I gave my clothes to Goodwill because I didn't want to offend any of my friends by offering them my fat clothes! Great job!

  4. Hmm, being a huge fan I'm usually very anti-Beatle covers (none are as good as the originals), but I've got to give you points for originality. ;)

    Keep up the good work!

  5. Gark, sorry - that should read I'm anti Beatle covers...not anti-Beatle!
    I think having Dora the Explorer on for the kiddos in the same room is killing off brain cells.

  6. Just when i couldn't think of anything else you could do you come up with this !! Awesome :)

  7. Brava!! Encore !! Encore!!!

  8. You're making me want to get up and dance :)


  9. Followed by a heartfelt rendition of:

    "Hey Food, you've let me down,
    take a gym class, and make it better..."

    Very good!

  10. I just wrapped "The Beatles Break" on my show...Had about 8 minutes, so I stopped by and found this well written parody!!!

    Very nice...We should record this!

    My best always

  11. Congrats on the 50lb. mark!! You must feel great! I need to catch up fast!

  12. I really, really like these ones - cracking effort!

  13. How about the Minnesota Twin-kies!!!

    Damn it, I am on the wrong post again!!!

  14. Can't wait to see what you do to Helter Skelter!

  15. Great site Jack. This is my first visit. Thanks for planting the Beatles and Bevery Hillbillies in my head for the day. Jeeze.

    Oh, congrats on your progress.

  16. Can I make a request for an Elvis post?

    Suggestion for that play list: You ain't nothin but a hot dog, with onion rings on the side.

  17. lol. just genius.
    now I have that tune stuck in my head....


  18. Makes me wanna saw a leg off and marry a Beatle. Uh, no, that's been done.

  19. One of my first LP's [yeah I grew up pre 8 track, cassette and cd] was Sgt. Peppers. You have a very clever wit, Mr. Sh*t.

  20. FIFTY pounds is HUGE (some pun intended) You are riding that mojo for all it's worth!

    Ride 'Em Cowboy Sh*t!

  21. fantastic, your incredible

  22. lmao. I knew I hear angels singing. I was only confused because they were singing "All you need is blog..." LOVE it. lol

  23. WTG on the BIG loss this week! You are rockin in it Jack and I LOVE IT! Great post today. I am sure we will all be humming your song.

  24. Why are you so darned funny? I could read your posts all day.

  25. yeah i tell you something
    i don't think you'll find odd
    when i say that something
    i wanna read your blog

    I want to read your blog..
    I want to read your blog

    oh please say to me
    you'll let me follow on
    and please say to me
    you'll let me read your blog.

    now let me read your blog
    i wanna hold your blog

    and when i read it i feel happy inside
    it's such a feeling that my comment, i can't hide, i can't hide

    yeah you
    you got that something
    i think you'll not find odd
    when i see that something
    i wanna read your blog

    I wanna read your blog

  26. My CARB TRIPPER blog site was named after The took me so long to find out, but I found out...

  27. It's a good thing Michael Jackson is dead or he'd probably be suing you and Ida.

  28. Ida, I'm flummoxed. I think you just beat me at my own game.

  29. Fabulous! Now I dare you to try a Def Leppard song...perhaps Pour Some Sugar On Me!? Or maybe Let It Go? Or No, No, No!! Or their newest...Go!

  30. First Jack and then Ida???
    I feel almost too inadequate to even comment.
    Question, though:
    If I bow down to your blogging majesty can I count it as exercise?

  31. I think you need this:

  32. As an obsessive Beatles fan AND a newly obsessive blogger/blog reader/weight loss chick, this might be one of my favorite posts ever!

    We're all on this Magical Mystery Tour together!

  33. Lol, a blog will help to remind yourself. There are comments and views, people know when you are successful or fail.



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