Even More Rejected Weight Loss Blog Names

• Doing Hard Time in the Slimmer Slammer

• Blobby Lobby

• A Fat Worse Than Death

• XXXXL Marks the Spot

• Stomach-Amok

• Loosing Weight (And My Ability to Spell)

• There Is No “I” in “Diet”

• Low-Cals Only!

• I Think I Can, I Think I Can… Oh, Who Am I Kidding?

• The Ace of Ass

• Are You There, Blog? It's Me, Large Marge

• Into the Obese Abyss

• Not Only Am I Overweight, I’m Terrible At Naming Blogs

• We’ll All In This Together… in Hell!


• Yes, I'm On a Diet, Thank You Belly Much

• Weigh-In’s World!
• View From A Broad Broad


• The Adventures of Pants-Too-Tight Man

• Yes, I’m Fat But I Can Always Lose Weight… You, On The Other Hand, Are Ugly for Life

• The Smallshank Redemption

• Jack Sh*t, Trying to Lose Weight and Be More Healthy

More Rejected Weight Loss Blog Names

• From Flabulous to Fabulous
• Off With Her Bread!
• I Pity the Food
• Ho Down
• Fulfilling My Density
• You Can’t Spell “Sass” without “Ass”
• Fattaboy!
• The Adventures of Bingey
• One Bitter, Soul-Crushing Day at a Time
• Plumpelstiltskin
• 2 Unfit 2 Quit
• Love Handles All
• Me, My Scale & I
• What’s Eating At Me? This Godd*mned Diet, That’s What!
• Caboose on the Loose
• Mission Slimpossible
• Keep Your Chin Up (Oh, It Is? I Couldn’t Tell)
• I Can Do It, I Can Do, I Can Really Really Maybe Do It!
• The Lb.-eration Will Be Bloggerized!
• Waist Not, Want Lot
• Just (Over) Do It!
• Semper Fat
• Pondering Ponderousness
• Today’s A New Day (Or Maybe Monday)

If I’ve inadvertently stolen your blog’s name, there’s something wrong with you. Well, both of us, actually.