Monday, June 1, 2009

Ways Losing Weight Is Like Sex

  • There’s no single right way to do it.
  • It’s more fun when somebody’s doing it with you.
  • The whole process is filled with a lot of moaning and groaning.
  • It’s a lot more fun when you experiment.
  • It’s hard to do at a restaurant.
  • Sometimes, you’re just on your own.
  • Size matters.
  • If you don’t move and work up a sweat, you won’t see good results.
  • Even if you’re only partially successful… hey, it’s still good.
  • Sometimes a mirror helps.
  • Getting in new pants is a big incentive.
  • It can make you a little crazy.
  • Eating a submarine sandwich in bed can spoil it.
  • Some days you just know it’s not going to happen.
  • There’s a ton of resources on the internet on the subject.
  • If you do it well, the final result is spectacular.

17 comments:

  1. and loose skin is fun to play with

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  2. Dude...you need to add another.

    "If doesn't hurt it isn't worth it."

    Sorry...I'm a pain slut lol

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  3. I'm cracking up and what good comments lol.

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  4. This is the best post you've done! Love the pic, too.

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  5. I just never would have thought to make the comparison! Such a dude thing. :-)

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  6. Fit for the Jack Sh*t HALL OF FAME!

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  7. You have you're own particular brand of genius! Loving this post. :O)

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  8. I.LOVE.THIS!
    Seriously....priceless!

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