More Confush*t Say...

Confush*t say...

...person who won’t budge for exercise, won’t exorcize bulge.
...person who eat too much wind up being belly sorry.
...person who do good dieting is like spoiled child, soon get too big for britches.
...person who eat too much cake get just desserts at weigh-in.
...person who can’t stay in weight loss game forfeit future happiness.
...person who massage diet too much won’t get happy ending on scale.
...person who puts off diet plans puts on fat pants.
...person who runs miles soon smiles.
...person with small willpower soon have XXL wardrobe.
...person who eat too much fried food not have good relationship with the Lard.
...person who read too much Jack Sh*t get blogged down in stupidity.

Confush*t's motto:
Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff
or stuff the cheesy puffs.