Wednesday, June 24, 2009
More Kn*ck Kn*ck Jokes
Kn*ck Kn*ck.
Who's there?
Hiawatha.
Hiawatha who?
Hiawatha very bad on my diet today.
Kn*ck Kn*ck
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight who?
Dwight way to wose weight is the eat wess and exewcise more.
Kn*ck Kn*ck.
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner who?
Winner you gonna get serious about losing some weight?
Kn*ck Kn*ck.
Who's there?
Botany.
Botany who?
Botany good diet books lately?
Kn*ck Kn*ck.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you having for lunch? I’m having lettuce.
Kn*ck Kn*ck.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce go out and see if we can find something better for lunch.
Kn*ck Kn*ck.
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame stomach is rumbling.
Kn*ck Kn*ck.
Who's there?
Thumb.
Thumb who?
Thumb times I worry about Jack Sh*t…
Kn*ck Kn*ck.
Who's there?
Justice.
Justice who?
Justice once I think I’ll have some cake.
Kn*ck Kn*ck.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah way to lose weight that’s easier than this?
Kn*ck, Kn*ck.
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to join Jack Sh*t’s Kick-Ass Half-Ass Half-A-Pound Challenge?
Kn*ck Kn*ck.
Who's there?
Werewolf.
Werewolf who?
We're wolfing down dinner over here.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you after your weigh-in.
Kn*ck Kn*ck
Who's there?
Wicked.
Wicked who?
Wicked go get ice cream if I wasn’t on this diet.
Kn*ck, Kn*ck!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice d*mn scale please give me a loss this week?
Kn*ck, Kn*ck!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better weight loss blog than this one.
Kn*ck Kn*ck
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I write better posts than this.
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Yeah, good thing you didn't stink your blog up with my meme, it would have been a travesty.
ReplyDeleteKn*ck Kn*ck jokes! You inspire people with every post you write. You've started some kind of happy ins*nity!
ReplyDeleteLURVE me Jack Sh*t!
Hilarious. Seriously. You are! Way to add humor to this whole normally dramatic roller coaster of emotions weight loss journey! LOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteLMAO! You're silly Jack Sh*t.
ReplyDeleteGood ones, sir.
ReplyDeleteKnock, Knock.
Who's There?
Mayas.
Mayas who?
Mayas is getting smaller because I'm moving more.
I say this every day, but you are funny!
ReplyDeleteThis is getting printed out and passed around the office. I love it.
ReplyDelete~Wendy
Oh, you were serious about the challenge? I thought you were sh*tting us. I'll join in if there's some kind of kinky challenge within the challenge. ;)
ReplyDeleteAnd knock it off with the knock knock jokes. I have an 11 year old that tells me a million a day and his don't make sense either. Pffttt! *ducking*
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ReplyDeleteI'm inspired. Here's one..
ReplyDeleteKn*ck! Kn*ck!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip at the gym and you'll lose fo sho!
Keep 'em coming, if for no other reason that to annoy Dina and TjRenee. ;)
ReplyDeletelol. love it.
ReplyDelete*scribbles them down*
I reckon I could pass these off as my own to other people *nods*
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ReplyDeleteI normally can't stand Knock Knock jokes, but from you, they're cool.
ReplyDeleteIf it's a knock knock joke from anyone else, it aint Sh*t!
Love it...
Hah, you are my new favorite blogger!
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