This post is only for those individuals participating in the Jack Sh*t Kick-Ass Half-Ass Half-A-Pound Challenge. Please do not attempt to read this if you are not a part of the JSKAHAHAPC. I will be writing the rest of this message in the secret code that should have been part of your “Welcome to the JSKAHAHAPC” packet:
Easeplay endsay oryay urrentcay eightway-in information iavah maileay as oonsay as ossipleplay in… f*ck it, get your weigh-in info to me at JackSh.tGettinFit(AT)gmail(DOOT)com by end of business tomorrow.
JSKAHAHAPC Memorial Poem goes up Friday, with or without you.
Good luck, and may God have mercy on your soul (that doesn't really mean anything, but I heard it in a movie once and I've been itching to use it).
I have sacrificed a pound of butter to the scale gods and praying for that half pound. If I have to saw off my leg I will lose that weight. To be immortalized in a sh*tty poem...I get misty eyed just thinking about it.
ReplyDeleteGoing to look for a dull knife now.
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ReplyDeleteI read it!
ReplyDeleteMaybe it should just be "yay" or "nay."
ReplyDeleteNumbers ain't my strong suit.
Sent!
ReplyDeleteOops! I edray it anyways...I broke the code and read it....my bad...now I want to be in it! Arnitday!
ReplyDeleteAawww when did that happen? I wanna play tooooooooooo :o/
ReplyDeleteThis sh*tty blog is damned funny! I wandered over here from "Escape from Obesity". I ovelay to aughlay, so I'll be ackbay.
ReplyDeleteSent in my numbers.. good luck to all you other JSKAHAHAPC peeps
ReplyDeletesent mine in- adn cant wait to read the poem! :)
ReplyDeleteHow am I suppose to read this??? I never got my “Welcome to the JSKAHAHAPC” packet!
ReplyDeletesee? i SHOULD have joined but that was one of th e first posts i ever read..i thought you were kidding!!
ReplyDeletehuh. and i met and surpassed the challenge
grr. ;)
I wanna play too!!! And to be fair, I just found your blog last Friday. PUH LEASE, with Splenda on top, can I play too? (see, I didn't say sugar, that should count for something!)
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