This post is only for those individuals participating in the Jack Sh*t Kick-Ass Half-Ass Half-A-Pound Challenge. Please do not attempt to read this if you are not a part of the JSKAHAHAPC. I will be writing the rest of this message in the secret code that should have been part of your “Welcome to the JSKAHAHAPC” packet:
Easeplay endsay oryay urrentcay eightway-in information iavah maileay as oonsay as ossipleplay in… f*ck it, get your weigh-in info to me at JackSh.tGettinFit(AT)gmail(DOOT)com by end of business tomorrow.
JSKAHAHAPC Memorial Poem goes up Friday, with or without you.
Good luck, and may God have mercy on your soul (that doesn't really mean anything, but I heard it in a movie once and I've been itching to use it).
