Thursday, April 7, 2011
Work Your Ass
Sweat sweat, shirt’s all wet.
We gonna work out, yeah you bet!
Watch the cardio.
Feel so good when I do too much.
5 AM, lace the running shoes up.
Time to hit the road!
Healthy blogger, part-time jogger,
Each day you are runnin’ farther.
Come on, honey
Let’s get runny.
Time to get wearious.
So work your ass if you are strong,
For all the right reasons.
May be overweight, but we will never be, never be
Anything but fit,
With a nitty gritty pretty muscly physique.
Won’t you come on, and come on, and
Work your ass!
Just come on and come and
Work your ass!
Slam slam, oh hot damn,
What part of “participation” don't you understand?
Wish you’d just work out (work out already)
Can’t quit trying to get fit.
Listen to your old buddy Jackie Sh*t.
It’s your time right now (it’s your time right now)
Chest press spotta’, leg-lift squatta’
Call me when you need a workout partna’
Don't be fatty.
Just get sweaty.
No more beer in us!
So work your ass if you are strong
For all the right reasons.
May be overweight, but we will never be, never be
Anything but fit,
With a nitty gritty pretty muscly physique.
Won't you come on, and come on, and
Work your ass!
Just come on and come and
Work your ass!
Won't you come on and come on and
Work your ass! Just come on and come and
Work your ass!
Oh sh*t… my ass is chunky... that sucks!
So if you’re too jump to plump,
And you're feelin’ like a lump (feelin’ like a lump)
You could choose to change your ways Y
ou can always, you can always
Make your life your own...
So work your ..
So work your ass if you are strong
For all the right reasons.
All my blogger friends, we will never be, never be
Anything but fit,
With a nitty gritty pretty muscly physique.
So work your ass if you are strong
For all the right reasons
May be overweight, but we will never be, never be
Anything but fit
With a nitty gritty pretty muscly physique.
Won't you come on! and come on! and
Work your ass!
Just come on and come and
Work your ass!
Won't you come on! and come on! and
Work your ass
For you
Just come on and come and
Work your ass...for you
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
I worked my ass so hard yesterday that I'm afraid to sit down on the toilet because I might not be able to get back up. TMI?
ReplyDeleteLOL! Doing a lunchtime workout today. Hope you are too!
ReplyDeleteLOVE this one!!!
ReplyDeleteHow did you know that I've been listening to "Raise Your Glass" every day for the past month during my workouts?
ReplyDeleteI really enjoyed this - Thank you!
That about sums it up!
ReplyDeleteLove it! Great job! :)
ReplyDeleteNice work!
ReplyDeleteThis is great! Favorite is "watch the cardio"
ReplyDeleteI will never listen to this song the same way again! Thanks for the laugh this morning! As a fellow blogger I am impressed with your wit and love blog!I'm a new follower/fan! You had me at Work Your Ass.
ReplyDelete