• It’s a good idea to let your child plan dinner one night, but I hope you like “S’more Casserole”.
• There’s a fine line between teaching a child how to follow a recipe and handing him a cookbook and saying "If you need me, I'll be at the movies."
• For safety purposes, only let child use Nerf® knife.
• Making a soufflé will teach your kid an important life lesson: nothing you do will ever turn out right.
• It’s an ideal opportunity to teach children about different spices and which ones (marjoram, cilantro) are poisonous.
• Don’t worry about making a mess in the kitchen; that’s why you hired a maid, silly.
• Praise them for the effort, even if the final result isn’t perfect: “You did a great job kneading that bread, but next time try not to pick your nose so much while you’re doing it.”
• Learning to cook is also about developing life skills, so take your children to the grocery store to help shoplift the ingredients you’ll need.
• It’s fun to teach kids things they don’t know about cooking, such as “Baking powder and baking soda are the same exact thing.”
• A child’s laughter is one of God’s greatest gifts, so show ‘em that trick where you break an egg with one hand.
• It's like the old saying goes, "Give a child a fish stick and he eats for a day, teach him to fish stick and he eats for a lifetime."
• Following a recipe can teach a child important math skills, such as “guesstimation.”
• It’s a chance to learn about the world’s cultures, foreign languages and geography; for example, if you make a box of Kraft® macaroni-and-cheese, you can talk about how it’s from the “United States” which is located in “America.”
• Finally get to crack line: “Hey, I made you… it’s high time you made something for me!”
Speechless. I also have damp drawers now from laughing.
ReplyDeleteYOU, sir, are the king of blogging comedy. I bow before your greatness.
I always cook with kids -
ReplyDeleteAdults tend to need more tenderizer!
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awesome
ReplyDeleteExcellent as usual. Cooking with kids? Its child's play!
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