Thursday, April 21, 2011

I Am Not a Fat Joke

I am not a fat joke.

Yes, when I went to school, I sat next to everybody, but I am not a fat joke.

Yes, when I hauled ass, I had to make multiple trips, but I am not a fat joke.

Yes, when I sat around the house, I sat around the house, but I am not a fat joke.

Yes, I had more chins than a Hong Kong telephone directory, but I am not a fat joke.

Yes, I had more pounds than the Bank of England, but I am not a fat joke.

Yes, my blood type was O-reo, but I am not a fat joke.

Yes, I was in the Fitness Protection Program, but I am not a fat joke.

One day, I quit feeling sorry for myself and started taking responsibility for my own life.

One day, I got serious about my health and my future.

One day, I decided I was worth more than I was giving myself.

One day, I changed my ways.

One day I was a fat joke.

One day I wasn’t.


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15 comments:

  1. GianettaApril 21, 2011 at 7:39 AM

    Very well spoken.

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  2. arielcircleofnineApril 21, 2011 at 8:20 AM

    awesome as usual. and what a cute yet bizarre cow picture!

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  3. Pretty PaulineApril 21, 2011 at 9:23 AM

    Love it. Your blog has been my crack lately.

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  4. kathyj333April 21, 2011 at 9:56 AM

    Loved it.

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  5. Danica's DailyApril 21, 2011 at 10:19 AM

    LOVE this!

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  6. Kerri OApril 21, 2011 at 10:25 AM

    Me. Too.

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  7. gracies tough journeyApril 21, 2011 at 10:38 AM

    Wow such powerful stuff lately. Who are you and what did you do with Jack?

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  8. teresaApril 21, 2011 at 11:06 AM

    I love your posts. :) I've just gotten started my weight loss journey (and blogging about it), and it's really fun to read your funny/inspirational quirk.

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  9. hopefulandfreeApril 21, 2011 at 1:45 PM

    Jack, I know you're joking around, and that's what you do, 'cause it's good to make people in this godforsakenworld laugh, and you are cool and unique and have a big heart...but. You were never a fat joke. No one is, or was, a fat joke. Or a thin joke. Or a joke. Of any kind. Carry on, dude. Still love 'ya!

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  10. HylaApril 21, 2011 at 3:50 PM

    Im Lovin' It

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  11. BluezyApril 21, 2011 at 5:49 PM

    that was great.

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  12. PJ GeekApril 21, 2011 at 8:58 PM

    SO Bad! So GOOD! Right there with ya

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  13. BellaApril 21, 2011 at 9:47 PM

    we're all jokes when we don't take our potential seriously. carry one, Jack, carry on.
    <3

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  14. HApril 23, 2011 at 7:51 AM

    You're amazing.

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  15. Mike GormanApril 16, 2012 at 1:07 PM

    I really like this post!

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