Thursday, September 9, 2010

Here’s To All My Crackpot Friends

Once upon a time, there was a wise old Chinese dude named Confush*t who often said wise and quotable things.

Now Confush*t had two large pots for carrying water, each hung on the ends of a pole which he carried across his neck as Chinese fellows so often do in stories such as this.

One of the pots was beautiful and perfect and always delivered a full portion of water, but the other one had a nasty crack in it. At the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with Confush*t delivering only one and a half pots full of water to his house.

Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments, perfect for which it was made. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it was able to accomplish only half of what it had been put on this Earth to do. After two years of what it perceived to be a bitter failure, it spoke to Confush*t one day by the stream.

“I am ashamed of myself because this crack in my side causes water to leak all the way back to your house.”

Confush*t spoke softly to the pot, “Did you notice that there were flowers only on your side of the path, but not on the other pot’s side? That's because I have always known about your flaw, and I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you’ve watered them. For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table. Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house.”

The flawed pot replied, “Thank you, dear Confush*t. I don’t feel so worthless anymore.”

“Worthless?” laughed Confush*t. “Do you know what a talking pot goes for on eBay these days? The bidding is up to $4,500 and there’s still three days left…”

Moral: Each of us has our own unique flaws. We're all cracked pots. But it’s the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding. Look for the good in each person you meet. And it’s true: talking pots will fetch a bundle on eBay.


23 comments:

  1. Great post with your usual blend of wit and sensitivity. Makes me proud to be a crackpot!

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  2. Leave it to you, Jack. I was all "awwwww ... what a sweet post ..." and then you put the dang pot on ebay and I snorted coffee.

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  3. "But it’s the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding". - Amen, Jack! :)

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  4. Love it, I think we all have cracks, just some hide it better than others!!! :)

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  5. awww...what a beautiful crackpot story

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  6. This was one of my FAVORITE stories from summer camp (where I worked as an adult for 5 summers....best work I've EVER done!) Thanks for reminding me of it. I'm embracing my cracked-pottedness!

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  7. I’m so glad that I came across this blog. It’s great to see someone else who is into living a healthy and fit lifestyle. I myself has lost 125 lbs. and my weight loss story will be featured in the November 2010 issue of Shape magazine. This is really exciting for me! I also have a blog http://www.LauraGetsFit.com which documents my own weight loss and fitness endeauvers. Come check it out if you’re interested :) Anyway, I look forward to reading more of your weight loss journey. Take care! <3 Laura

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  8. So true! Our flaws are what makes us perfect!

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  9. I'm definitely going to have to start selling my talking objects on ebay if that is the case. I just hope I'm not the only one who can hear their voices.

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  10. Hilarious! It takes a real crackpot to write a post like this...or at least one full of sh*t.

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  11. What if you're so cracked, you're no longer a pot?

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  12. Ugh, I had such a shitty day. Thanks for the laugh and inspiration all at the same time.

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  13. I've heard this story before, but the e-bay twist at the end was a great laugh. Thanks

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  14. Jackthis is why people love you..cause you recognize the value of different visions.
    Great post and what I needed to read.

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  15. Too funny-good stuff.

    Polar's Mom
    www.polarspage.blogspot.com

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  16. I am glad i found this blog! Makes me laugh! Thanks Jack

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  17. Hey Jack, where can I find this Confush*t fellow? I wouldn't mind being carried a bit, walking is so tiring...

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