Monday, September 6, 2010

So Low

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I'm Sorry, Jason Derulo

Bad habits made me fat.
Bad habits made me fat.
Bad habits made me fat, dude.

Yeeeeeyeeeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I was feeling like a lump, couldn’t tie my shoes, 

Weighed two-ninety nine, I was singin’ the blues.

I was so low,
Was feelin’ so low, 

Feelin’ so low, feelin’ so low, soo loooow.



Yeah, I was feeling real bad back then,
Hadn’t felt good since who-knows-when, oh,

Eatin’ everything I like

Going to the buffet most every night, oh…


Don’t know why I ate.
Seem like fat’s my fate.
My appetite seemed to have a hold on me,
Never be happy til I broke free, yeah…
 


Time for me to get my sh*t together,

Got to get my sh*t together, yeah,

Know I got to eat mo better
If I wanna be a fitter feller.



I'm so sorry that I let myself go,
I'm changing now.

I'm so sorry but it's over now, 

I’ve made a vow.



I hopped on the scale,

Couldn’t believe my eyes.

I'm jumpin' for joy, 

I'm changing my size.

I'm so low, I'm going so low, 

I'm going so low, I'm going so low, soo loooow.

I'm feeling like a star, you can't harsh my buzz.

I'm loving my life, feelin’ so great because

I'm so low, weight is so low,

It’s going so low, It’s going so low, soo loooow.



Now I'm feeling how I should,

Never knew good health could feel this good, oh…
Wasn’t always sure I could,

But I can and I did and I wish you would, oh

Come on–join me on my trek,
Your life is a blank check, oh

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,



It’s time to get your sh*t together,

Got to get your sh*t together, yeah,

Know you got to eat mo better
We can do this together.


I'm so sorry but there’s no other way,
We’re moving on.

So sorry, but the time is now.

Excuses goooone,



We’re hopping on the scales,

Can’t believe our eyes.

We’re jumpin' for joy, 

We’re changing our size.

We’re so low, we’re going so low, 

We’re going so low, we’re going so low, soo loooow.

We’re feeling like a star, you can't harsh our buzz, 

We’re loving our life, feelin’ so great because

We’re so low, weight is so low, 

We’re going so low, It’s going so low, soo loooow.




Yeah it's like S... O... L... O… W.

S... O... L... O... S... O... L... O... W

Living your life, weight won’t trouble you.



We’re hopping on the scales,

Can’t believe our eyes.

We’re jumpin' for joy, 

We’re changing our size,

We’re so low, we’re going so low, 

We’re going so low, we’re going so low, soo loooow.

We’re feeling like a star, you can't harsh our buzz, 

We’re loving our life, feelin’ so great because

We’re so low, weight is so low, 

We’re going so low, It’s going so low, soo loooow.



I'm weighing so low, soo loooow 

I'm weighing so low, soo loooow.

8 comments:

  1. I had never heard this song before, loved it. Great as always, we have our own weird Al or Jacksh*t lol.

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  2. Hilarious... and I LOVED IT!!! Gonna sing it all day...

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  3. You are a genius lyricist, my friend! A music video would've been better, but I've gotta give you props. ;)

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  4. I loved this one- this original song has been on my workout playlist the past 2 months, so it made me chuckle more than usual.

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  5. Hilarious! very cool song lyrics. Loved it- you've inspired me again.

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  6. frackity frick frack but yes.
    echoing the love with nary a more CREATIVETASTIC witty remark than that.

    love.

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