My Birthday Survival Plan

• Don’t eat my age in waffles for breakfast
• Call in “old” at work
• Rue all the mistakes I’ve made in my life
• Update "to-do" list with new mistakes
  
• Celebrate my B25K completion this year (“Birth to 5K”)
• Only track 1 out of every 10 calories I consume today
• Sell whatever present my mom gets me on ebay
• Say my prayers and take my vitamins like professional wrestler Hulk Hogan said I should
• Work out in my birthday suit
• Take a big bowl of fat-free ice cream, flush it down the toilet and enjoy a bowl of the good stuff
• Drag out a pair of fat pants and thank heaven they no longer fit
• Use my “Get Out of One Workout Free” card
• “Afternoon delight,” if you know what I mean (yes, I mean a nap)
• Drink plenty of water… among other beverages
• Get 100 comments on my birthday post (*hint hint*)
• Strip karaoke
• Keep trying to convince myself that age is just a number
• Eat healthy, eat less, exercise... starting tomorrow
  
• Don’t even bother making a wish before blowing out the candles; they’ve all already come true