Monday, January 18, 2010

Latest Weight-Loss iPhone Apps

  • App that tells you your weight when you stand on your phone
  • App that shocks you when you try to eat pie
  • App that finds nearby restaurants but give you wrong directions
  • App that keeps up with all the exercise you should have done that day
  • App that downloads recipes for healthy foods you’ll never make
  • App that turns your device into a phone that you can use to make an appointment with a personal trainer
  • App that, when you're in a restaurant, orders you a nice salad while you're in the bathroom
  • App that turns your phone into a 50-lb dumbbell
  • App that guides you into a peaceful yoga meditation while you’re driving
  • App that automatically squirts "Raid®: Ant & Roach Killer" on desserts
  • App that provides access to database of excuses for bad weigh-in
  • App the screams your current weight every 20 minutes
  • App that turns your iPhone into a small, rectangular plate
  • App that transforms every caller’s voice into that of Jillian Michaels
  • App that laughs every time it sees you naked

34 comments:

  1. I think you may onto something here Jack...

    not only are you thin but your gonna be rich now!

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  2. App that redirects all phone calls to pizza delivery to weight watchers instead.

    You...are...a...genius!

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  3. App that sends heat seaking missile to the scales when the scales don't say what they're supposed to?

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  4. haha omg i love it! I've been seriously debating whether or not to grab an iphone, or an itouch for a few of the apps (Not only for weight loss boosts, but work.) But this was a fun little giggle! :D

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  5. So if i walk into a bathroom and someones standing on their phone that will be normal, right :)

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  6. I would love some of those apps on my iphone!

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  7. I would love an ap that turned my device into a phone.

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  8. I think I would buy an iPhone if I had some of those app's!!!

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  9. Love the one that screams your weight every 20 mins...........lol

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  10. If there really was one that screamed my weight, I'd have to smash my phone.

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  11. I want an app that oinks when I'm devouring an entire box of Goldfish crackers.

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  12. I love karen's app idea lol. Great list too Jack.

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  13. Who needs an app for an "app that finds nearby resaturants but gives you wrong directions" when I already have MapQuest doing that!?

    I LOVE my iPhone (and all it's apps!)

    :)

    Julia
    http://jewliagoulia.blogspot.com

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  14. I do like my apps. I'll have to take a virtual trip to tha App store, would be a shame to have to exercise today.

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  15. Oh! I do have a wallpaper background with little plastic piggies on it to remind me NOT to pig out! lol

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  16. LOL Thanks for my morning laugh. :) Love it.

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  17. Oh can that pie app be edited for potato chips? I could use that!

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  18. I need a few of those apps...but then, I'd need an iPhone!

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  19. love it! Don't have an i-phone, can you modify these for my crackberry?

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  20. An AP THAT SCREAMS YOUR WEIGHT BWAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
    that would be awesome...
    YOu would lose weight fast, that's for sure...
    then you would just go out so it would.

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  21. Now that's funny! Love it Jack!

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  22. Love it! Esp. the Jillian Michaels app!

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  23. I would love the one that turns the phone into a dumbbell! And one that blocks all the pizza delivery places. And the sushi place. And the chinese place. And any place selling burgers. Or fries. Or chocolate croissants....

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  24. Too much! I loved this one cause I live in crazy traffic laden southern CA: App that guides you into a peaceful yoga meditation while you’re driving. I need that! Liked the one that turns that phone into a dumbbell! Just like me, right! :-)

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  25. YOU ARE AMAZING. I thought about standing on my phone. . .then realized I didn't have the app for that. :)

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  26. A lot of those would be very useful! rofl

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  27. Hahahaha this was particularly funny to me as an iPhone user. :) So cute, you are...so cute...

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  28. "App that guides you into a peaceful yoga meditation while you’re driving"
    --> Now this is just ridiculous. Teehee.
    There's an app for everything!

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  29. That's awesome! I'm sharing this with my hubby who is a iPhone App designer.

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  30. If I had one that would talk to me in the voice of Jillian Michaels, I'd be a whole heck of a lot thinner. She's a scary one!

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