Latest Weight-Loss iPhone Apps

• App that tells you your weight when you stand on your phone
• App that shocks you when you try to eat pie
• App that finds nearby restaurants but give you wrong directions
• App that keeps up with all the exercise you should have done that day
  
• App that downloads recipes for healthy foods you’ll never make
• App that turns your device into a phone that you can use to make an appointment with a personal trainer
• App that, when you're in a restaurant, orders you a nice salad while you're in the bathroom
  
• App that turns your phone into a 50-lb dumbbell
• App that guides you into a peaceful yoga meditation while you’re driving
• App that automatically squirts "Raid®: Ant & Roach Killer" on desserts
• App that provides access to database of excuses for bad weigh-in
• App the screams your current weight every 20 minutes
• App that turns your iPhone into a small, rectangular plate
• App that transforms every caller’s voice into that of Jillian Michaels
• App that laughs every time it sees you naked