Best Weight Loss iPhone Apps

• App that screams at you in Spanish if you try to order cheese dip



• App that squirts you in the face with pepper spray if you go three 
days without blogging

• 

App that automatically calculates how many calories are in those 100-
calorie packs 



• App that provides impressive fake heart rate number so other people at the 
gym will be impressed



• App that features 100, 000 recipes that taste horrible

• App that emits deafening siren when it senses you’re trying to order at a drive-thru window

• 

App that gives you marathon-running advice, such as "whatever you do, for God’s sake,
 don't run in a marathon!”

• App where you tape a popsicle stick to the back of your iPhone and it helps you pretend it’s a fudgesicle

• App that calculates how many sit-ups you could have done if that TV show you really wanted to watch hadn’t been on

• App that wirelessly hooks up to your scale, transfers your weight to 
your computer then automatically transfers the number to your computer’s trash can

• App that exercises for you



• App that turns your iPhone into a ThighMaster



• App that calculates calories burnt tweeting

• App that makes you forget what pie tastes like



THE DAILY SCALEY

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create big loss... it's like color hardly weighs a thing!

More Weight-Loss iPhone Apps

• App that screams at you in Spanish if you try to order cheese dip


  
• App that squirts you in the face with pepper spray if you go three
 days without blogging
  
• 

App that automatically calculates how many calories are in those 100-
calorie packs
  
• Phone bill fat monitor
  
• App that provides impressive fake heart rate number so other people at the 
gym will be impressed


  
• App that features 100,000 recipes that taste horrible
  
• App that emits deafening siren when it senses you’re trying to order at a drive-thru window
  
• 

App that gives you marathon-running advice, such as "whatever you do, for God’s sake,
 don't run in a marathon!”
  
• App that lets you tape a popscicle stick to the back of your iPhone and pretend it’s a fudgescicle
  
• App that tells you how many sit-ups you could have done if that TV show you really wanted to watch hadn’t been on
  
• App that makes you forget what pie tastes like
• 

App that wirelessly hooks up to your scale, transfers your weight to
your computer then automatically transfers the number to your computer’s trash can
  
• App that turns your iPhone into a ThighMaster


  
• App that calculates calories burnt tweeting
• App that exercises for you



Latest Weight-Loss iPhone Apps

• App that tells you your weight when you stand on your phone
• App that shocks you when you try to eat pie
• App that finds nearby restaurants but give you wrong directions
• App that keeps up with all the exercise you should have done that day
  
• App that downloads recipes for healthy foods you’ll never make
• App that turns your device into a phone that you can use to make an appointment with a personal trainer
• App that, when you're in a restaurant, orders you a nice salad while you're in the bathroom
  
• App that turns your phone into a 50-lb dumbbell
• App that guides you into a peaceful yoga meditation while you’re driving
• App that automatically squirts "Raid®: Ant & Roach Killer" on desserts
• App that provides access to database of excuses for bad weigh-in
• App the screams your current weight every 20 minutes
• App that turns your iPhone into a small, rectangular plate
• App that transforms every caller’s voice into that of Jillian Michaels
• App that laughs every time it sees you naked