• App that squirts you in the face with pepper spray if you go three days without blogging
• App that automatically calculates how many calories are in those 100- calorie packs
• App that provides impressive fake heart rate number so other people at the gym will be impressed
• App that features 100, 000 recipes that taste horrible
• App that emits deafening siren when it senses you’re trying to order at a drive-thru window
• App that gives you marathon-running advice, such as "whatever you do, for God’s sake, don't run in a marathon!”
• App where you tape a popsicle stick to the back of your iPhone and it helps you pretend it’s a fudgesicle
• App that calculates how many sit-ups you could have done if that TV show you really wanted to watch hadn’t been on
• App that wirelessly hooks up to your scale, transfers your weight to your computer then automatically transfers the number to your computer’s trash can
• App that exercises for you
• App that turns your iPhone into a ThighMaster
• App that calculates calories burnt tweeting
• App that makes you forget what pie tastes like
THE DAILY SCALEY
Thought changing to black-and-white would
create big loss... it's like color hardly weighs a thing!
