Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Best Weight Loss iPhone Apps

• App that screams at you in Spanish if you try to order cheese dip



• App that squirts you in the face with pepper spray if you go three 
days without blogging

• 

App that automatically calculates how many calories are in those 100-
calorie packs 



• App that provides impressive fake heart rate number so other people at the 
gym will be impressed



• App that features 100, 000 recipes that taste horrible

• App that emits deafening siren when it senses you’re trying to order at a drive-thru window

• 

App that gives you marathon-running advice, such as "whatever you do, for God’s sake,
 don't run in a marathon!”

• App where you tape a popsicle stick to the back of your iPhone and it helps you pretend it’s a fudgesicle

• App that calculates how many sit-ups you could have done if that TV show you really wanted to watch hadn’t been on

• App that wirelessly hooks up to your scale, transfers your weight to 
your computer then automatically transfers the number to your computer’s trash can

• App that exercises for you



• App that turns your iPhone into a ThighMaster



• App that calculates calories burnt tweeting

• App that makes you forget what pie tastes like






THE DAILY SCALEY
Thought changing to black-and-white would 
create big loss... it's like color hardly weighs a thing!

19 comments:

  1. You better delete the thigh master one! There's your million dollar idea!

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  2. LOL. That's my new name.

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  3. I really really want the one that does the exercise for me.

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  4. bahahahaha these are funny. wish i had some !! invent them and you'll be rich

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  5. Interesting applications. I am impressed with this post. Thanks for this sharing.

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  6. Hey Jack it's interesting you post this now!! It would have been cool to have it in mind in last Saturday's competition. I'll use it for my next app!!

    POR QUE PEDISTE ESE QUESO!?!? LLAMAS AL MOZO AHORA MISMO Y LE DICES QUE NO TE LO TRAIGA!!!!

    There...first point solved xD

    EMILIO!

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  7. Should that be 246.4 & not 256.4? Just checking...

    Funny stuff! Calculating the 100 calorie packs cracked me up!

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  8. LMFAO, I could absolutely use some of those apps. There should be an app to delete the calories in cupcakes too!!

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  10. Haha, I too would love the app that does the exercise for me! How much does that one cost?? :]
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  14. I wish there is an app like this for the iPhone. LOL! I use Rapid Weight Loss Diet app on my iPhone to monitor my weight. This app not only tells you what foods you can and can't eat to achieve rapid weight loss, it also provides a home-based exercise program that can be completed in just 20-minutes.

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