Sunday, January 24, 2010

A Post Too Hot for JSGF

Head over to Lose It Bitches for the guest post that was waaaay too raunchy to run in my own blog: A Frank & Honest Discussion About You-Know-What. Adults only, please.

24 comments:

  1. I tried, but didn't get past the first couple of sentences. Guess I'm just a prude, but I just am not interested in reading about 'you-know-what'. Sorry.

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  2. Thanks for the guest post Jack! It was wonderfully entertaining!

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  3. Thank you so much for guest blogging at LIB! I learned a lot of new phrases, which kept me in stitches. And I agree that the more weight you lose, the more you feel the desire to "harness the underwear unicorn" (my all-time favorite phrase). It's also a much more fun way to lose weight than sweating it out at the gym!

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  4. Oh. Em. Gee. All hilarious, but you had me dying at "sour cream"...thanks for the laugh, as usual!!!

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  5. Well done, Jack... lol! Personally I loved the alliteration of 'taking the love luge on the inbound loin line'. Nicely done.

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  6. After my xxx body shots tonight on my blog, I pale to see how anything can compare but I'll check it out... :) lol

    - Lisa
    http://inweighovermyhead.blogspot.com/

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  7. Oh my gosh Jack, that is absolute genius! I have never heard so many terms for the boom-da-boom before! You have some good points and extensive research in there too, I must say I am impressed at your astute knowledge.

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  8. Batter dipping the corn dog?!?! That's fantastic!

    Also, I'm pretty sure your post is only about 5 sentences with all the euphemisms.

    Just kidding. Great post!

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  9. I didn't think too much of that post at all. It was mostly just different wordings for the same things.
    It just stands to reason that men [and women] enjoy sex more when they are fitter.

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  10. Dr. Oz says you gain an inch if you lose 35 lbs lol.

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  11. Uh, you forgot to call it "wacka wacka do dah" so I didn't know at first that you were referring to, uh, you know, wacka wacka do dah. But I figured it out after a while...I'm really smart that way.

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  12. Ha ha! Classic!

    But dude, seriously..."batter dipping the corn dog?" Eeewwwwwwwwwwwwww! LOL!

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  13. Lol. I'm sure it's nice to actually be able to see the equipment you're working with, too.

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  14. Wow. Such a talented writer for a 14 year old! ;D

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  15. The problems those old men have, that's a shame.

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  16. Hilarious!! Not too smutty, not too clean!!! Just right!!

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  17. That was to funny!!!! And so true all in one!

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  18. I'm not sure I've ever seen so many euphamisms in one post. Another great one Jack.

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  19. I was doing fine maintaining my compusure while reading that until the "sour cream in the taco" part...where do you come up with all these things!?!

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  20. lol! brilliant! thanks for the Monday laugh!
    xo

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  21. Jack, admit it, you have been waiting your whole life to use all of those phrases in one place. I liked the underwear unicorn...but only men compare body parts and their functions to food items.

    BTW if you ever actually said any of this to your wife I bet your dog would remain bunless and unbattered.

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  22. This is so obvious, that it begs....
    Freakin' BEGS!

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  23. I loved the honesty. Did you know that for every 34/35 pounds lost, a man gains 1 inch of his... you get the idea. =p

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