Monday, January 11, 2010

I’m Not Apologizing For This One…

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I weighed this afternoon.
The number didn’t start with two.
One thing I've left to do,
Weigh-in on my
Weigh-in to you.

No more games of “What if”
One pound makes all the diff.
One pair of running shoes and
Some bubblegum, too.

Because I had a goal
And I made it.
Even though I didn’t know
Jack Sh*t.
I took all my big plans,
And achived 'em.
I'm so proud not to be so wide.

My body’s in Onederland.
My body is a wonder (understand?)
My body’s in Onederland.

Something 'bout the way
That scale fell down to the 190’s
I love the shape I’ve taken
Standing there in my tighty-whiteys.
I’ve told you how it’s gone and
What I’ve gone through to lose it.
It’s time to let your waist get replaced
With muscle, it’s time to choose it.

If you got a goal,
You can make it.
Take your determination
And wake it.
Take all your bad habits
And break 'em.
This is bound to be worthwhile.

Your body’s in Onederland.
Your body is a wonder (understand?)
My body’s in Onederland.

Damn scale,
You frustrate me.
This loss is mine, all mine, all mine,
Even though weighing in hurts sometimes.

My body’s in Onederland.
My body’s a wonder (give me a hand)
My body’s in Onederland.
My body’s in Onederland.

x

58 comments:

  1. WOW, congrats! And I LOVE the lyrics. I'm just so insanely jealous that you beat me to it (the lyrics even more so than the move to Onederland!)

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  2. I love John Mayer. You certainly did him justice. And yourself. I'm so happy for you.

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  3. love it! welcome to onderland!

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  4. Awesome parody...what is great about your blog Jack is the variety of messages that you can get from it. Downright serious stuff served up in a light calorie wrap.

    Kyle
    Getting Better and Better

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  5. Absolutely, no apology needed! Yes! Our bodies need to become a WONDER as well as a ONE-DER! and I give you a standing ovation for this one! Two thumbs up!

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  6. Congratulations!!
    YAY Onederland!

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  7. FANTASTIC! I can't wait to play this song at my place. coming soon . . .

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  8. I know you cannot see it but I am doing the happy dance for you! Congrats and well done!

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  9. LOVE IT! I'm going to sing this all day because TODAY....My body is a Onederland too!

    WOOT!

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  10. You are "ONEDERFUL"!!!! You shout it out to all that will listen & even if they don't want to, too bad! You should be very proud!

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  11. WTG Jack!! You're kickin it man and I LOVE the new lyrics!

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  12. Congratulations! Pat yourself on the back, it's a huge accomplishment!

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  13. woo hooo!!

    That's fantastic news, big congrats :-)

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  14. Johnny Mathis' "Onederful, Onderful" remember that oldie? BRAVO!!! A job well done.

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  15. I knew you were a tighty-whiteys kinda guy! lol Great song Jack- Welcome to Onederland! :)

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  16. Congrats to you! A huge accomplishment.

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  17. Great Job onederman....
    I loathe john mayer, so anything is an improvement...
    this definately was.
    Enjoy your day Jack.

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  18. Love this!!! Sheer genius as always.

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  19. Congratulations on your fabulous achievement!

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  20. Way to go Jack!! You are The Man!! :)

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  21. Oh Jack! Bushels and bushels and heaps and heaps of congratulations! ONEDERLAND! Finally! Yay!

    I'm so happy for you and proud OF you. What a thrilling accomplishment. Now go Celebrate with a sugar-free Jell-O!

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  22. Ok, first off, many congratulations to you.

    Second, "Your Body Is A Wonderland" is one of the grossest songs ever written. It makes me cringe. So I don't know whether to be impressed by your achivement or horrified at the song!
    BODA weight loss

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  23. I am so damn excited for you! This has lifted my day!!

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  24. Great lyrics my friend! I had a really horrible---but funny comment involving what I might have to do to join you in onederland. It was in very poor taste---and my internal filter caught it before I typed it. Dang it!

    You can imagine.

    My best.

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  25. awesome Jack.. congrats! major milestone in the rear view mirror!

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  26. *LOVE!*

    No apologies needed!

    ;)

    Julia
    http://jewliagoulia.blogspot.com

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  27. Woohoo! Consider this comment a standing ovation from me!

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  28. Congratulations! You do know that people all over the world are going to have that song stuck in their heads all night!

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  29. ONDERFUL!! That's some amazing sh*t Jack! Very happy for you mister. :):)

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  30. That guy sounds like his tongue is swollen or something. I'll go now, before I get flamed for that.

    I like your version better, btw.

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  31. haha - great - just great! fabulous! Put a tear in my eye from not knowing whether to laugh or to cry actually - romantic song, funny lyrics - the antithetics do it for me! Wow!

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  32. awesome!! and again.. congratulations!!!!!!!!

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  33. Love the original of this song, but I may never listen to it in quite the same way... Lol! Great parody, Jack!

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  34. You are just awesome!! Following you now....

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  35. Congratulations! This is such a perfect fit that I forgive you for posting a John Mayer vid ;)

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  36. Ooo, John Mayer. Onederland is nice.

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  37. I like your lyrics better. <3 Congrats on your achievements!

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  38. AWESOME! What a wonderful feeling you must be having! I, as well as so many others, are so very proud of you! Congratulations!

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  39. I hate that song. I love your version, of course..but always hated that actual song. LOL :)

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  40. Great parody. Your posts are always so creative.

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  41. First time follower...congrats!!

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  42. Jack, I keep looking at your after picture... are you holding a bottle of oxy-clean?

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  43. Loved it! You definitely don't need to apologize for that one, 'cause it was great. Congrats again on getting to Onederland!

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  44. Congrats and welcome to onederland :)

    Great song :)

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  45. Tighty-whiteys? Cool.
    Congratulations on moving to Onderland!

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