Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Saturday Morning at the Farmers Market

Jack: Wow, this Farmers Market is so much better than the first one we went to this morning…

Anita: That was a garage sale, dumbass.

Jack: Wow, it’s like we’re in a real farm except the food is up higher so you don’t have to bend over and pick it up.

Anita: Are you gonna act like… ummm… yourself this morning?

Jack: I wonder if they have fresh overalls today…

Anita: Do you feel like some fresh squash for dinner?

Jack: Squash? That’s a terrible name. Squash needs a re-branding campaign.

Anita: Okay… what do you want to call it?

Jack: Hmmm… how about “butter”?

Anita: Don’t you think it would be confusing?

Jack: You never think any of my fantastic ideas are fantastic!

Anita: Besides there’s already butternut squash.

Jack: Butter and nuts… see that’s trying too hard. No food’s gonna succeed tying two distinct flavors like that.

What about peanut butter?

Jack: Hmmmmmm… you scored a point on that one. What’s the score now?

Anita: Seventy-five million to three.

Jack: I forget. Who’s winning?



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