Fat-Pants-cipation Proclamation by “Ab” Lincoln
I Have a Dream… Of Weighing 75 Lbs Less by MLK
I Never Met a Ham I Didn’t Like by Will Rogers
Brave New World: Chris Columbus Is Discovering the Healthy Person Within
Alexander the Not-So-Great-Anymore
I Cannot Tell A Lie... I Just Ate An Entire Cherry Pie by George "Weighs a Ton" Washington
No Candy for Gandhi
The Weigh-Ins Are Coming! The Weigh-Ins Are Coming! By Paul Revere
Caesar Eating Salads (Tagline: “Et too fat, Brute?”)
Fat Richard’s Blogmanac by Ben Franklin
Nun of Us are Perfect by Mother Teresa
Jesus Christ, I’m Hungry by JC (Tagline: “It’s Gonna Take a Miracle For Me to Get to Goal Weight”)
One Small Bite for Man… by Neil Armstrong (Tagline: (“I Want to Weigh Less… And Not Just When I’m On The Moon”)
Darwin Is Starvin’– The Evolution of a Diet
Put Up Your Hands… And Put Down Your Forks by Al Capone
Come Up And Zumba Me Sometime by Mae West
Are You Hungry Tonight? by Elvis Presley
Genghis Kahn Do It!
Adolf H*tler, Gettin’ Fitter
bwahah!
ReplyDeleteI would def follow: I Cannot Tell A Lie... I Just Ate An Entire Cherry Pie by George "Weighs a Ton" Washington
Tale of Two Fitties - Doing the Far, Far Better Thing
ReplyDeleteCall of the Fried Pie - How to Ignore It and Then Some
You're Hot On this morning, Jack! Have a great day!
Funniest post ever! I heart you. You should be paid to name blogs. Thanks for making my morning. :)
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletejack does it again...hilarious!!!
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